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26 July 2007

Spidey and Planned Parenthood. Strangest Spiderman comic evar.→[More:]

If you don't want to read the whole thing, just skip to the two pages after the poster comments "The next few pages are pure gold."

post by: Specklet at: 11:28 | 7 comments

Huh, a friend of my dad's had a fundie Archie comic...complete with rioting at the thought of evolution. I don't know if it was drawn by the real illustrators though.

posted by brujita 26 July | 11:57

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whomever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Baby Mamas just like flies.
Look Out!
Here cums the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen punk,
He's got radioactive spunk.
Can he swing from a thread?
Ties them up to his bed.
Hey, there -
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night,
He will fill her need.
By soft candle light,
He wil plant his demon seed.

Spiderman, Spiderman-
Inappropriately touching Spiderman.
Wealth and fame,
He's ingnored.
Hot teen action is his reward.

To him, life is a great gang bang-up
Whenever there's a danger of sweet poontang, ah-
That's where you'll find the Spider man!

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 26 July | 12:05

Flo, I cannot express in words how I feel about that.

I love you.

posted by Specklet 26 July | 12:10

whoa- pro-choice superhero! awesome!

posted by sectorsf 26 July | 12:29

I love Spidey and I love Flo.

Specklet, too.

posted by jrossi4r 26 July | 12:46

What jive stuff this turkey hands out!

posted by cobra! 26 July | 14:02

I didn't think it was possible for me to love Stan Lee even more than I did...

Although the implication that homosexuality is wrong wasn't appreciated. Different times I suppose.

posted by seanyboy 26 July | 18:29

← Bees knees. || Depressed... →

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