President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday,

Keep an eye peeled for his head...

oh god

Waitaminnit... this and the Harry Potter thing on the same day?







HE *IS* VOLDEMORT!

I never thought I'd say this, but I pray for the health of Bush's colon.

jonmc, I'm dying over here.

All the bowel prep in the world couldn't eliminate the bullshit.

Cheney's bodyguards should keep a sharp lookout for Nancy Pelosi in a gorilla mask popping around corners and shouting "Ooga booga!" at him.

Once can be a coincidence, but twice is all the proof I need. Presidents from this family actively seek out the most unpalatable veeps possible, people who are either so incompetent, or dangerous (or both) that even if Triumph the Insult Comic Dog used Cerebro to order every last homicidal maniac in the nation to whack the potus, they'd stop, put down the human thigh bones they'd been sucking the marrow out of, wipe their chins and say "and leave that asshole in charge? No fucking way. That's crazy."

So that's Cheney's "undisclosed location."