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18 July 2007

When he’s wearing his tight 1992 Fashion Avenue suede pants, the opposite sex can’t resist him.

post by: pieisexactlythree at: 12:32 | 13 comments

I have a feeling if we saw some of these women, it would make more sense.

posted by jonmc 18 July | 12:55

Of course, they seem to be in his mind.

posted by jonmc 18 July | 12:56

Masturbation, Chokr, Jax Donuts?

posted by arse_hat 18 July | 13:00

Are you sure this isn't dimitri the luvr? I always imagined that's what he would look like.

I have camel-colored suede pants - they're jeans style, kind of tight, with flared bottoms. I have to say, whenever I wear them, men are very intrigued and become smitten with me. It's weird. So I fully believe this guy when he says he gets attacked when he wears his super secksay suede pants.

posted by iconomy 18 July | 13:09

I lol'd at this part: "He’s not even safe from lust in a donut shop."
I imagine some pastries were violated.

It sounds like he was once a normal guy, working at Boeing, until he snapped. I wonder if some day, I'll see one of my seemingly normal co-workers in a story like this. Now I'm glancing around the room, wondering who's most likely to have a mental breakdown and become a serial public masturbator.

posted by pieisexactlythree 18 July | 13:12

I have a feeling if we saw some of these women, it would make more sense.

WTF? You need to see pictures of the people to whom he exposed himself to make sense of the story?

posted by dersins 18 July | 13:20

dersins, re-adjust that irony-meter. I don't think it's callibrated right.

posted by pieisexactlythree 18 July | 13:26

Many moons ago at a place I worked after school there was a middle-aged guy who I nicknamed Bagel Bob, because he was so horny that any hole would do. I was in high school and he wouldn't leave me alone. Ew.

Uh I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but the donut shop comment reminded me of good ol' BB, the perv.

posted by iconomy 18 July | 13:35

Addition to my to-do list:

* Hang out at donut shops looking for evil, horny women who are searching for a naive, innocent man to abuse.

posted by cmonkey 18 July | 14:19

Addition to my to-do list:

* Hang out at donut shops looking for naive, innocent men to abuse.

Who are preferably not wearing 1992 Fashion Avenue suede pants, because, like, ewwwwww.

posted by mygothlaundry 18 July | 14:26

I have camel-colored suede pants - they're jeans style, kind of tight, with flared bottoms. I have to say, whenever I wear them, men are very intrigued and become smitten with me.

*After some thought, decides that it is probably futile to start hanging out in PA donut emporiums*

posted by danf 18 July | 15:55

No, really, his last name is Chokr.

And in the Lebanese dialect of Arabic,

Nizameddine Hassan

means "Chicken."

Dude, Comedy Gold!

posted by jason's_planet 18 July | 18:54

In all seriousness this sounds like someone who is experiencing bipolar mania.

Or has a demon of lust.

(Not mutually exclusive, but the remedies do differ a tad.)

posted by bunnyfire 18 July | 20:21

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