Maine: The Weirdest State? →[More:]Maine is incredibly beautiful, but there is unquestionably something spooky, Northern, gothic, and odd about it. This story captures it all. It's easy to see how this state produced Stephen King.
I read this over Sunday's breakfast (regrettably), and though it's got grisly aspects, it's also provided a whole lot of fodder for "only in Maine" humor. The blase tone is what does it - when you get to the old woman, imagine the conversation:
"Oh, that old thing. Well, in those days there was hahdly a fahm on eitha side of the road but didn't have an old hand or a foot lyin' about. Never know when you might need one" and so on.