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12 July 2007

"Will somebody please wash some knives?!" →[More:]was the note from my roommate I found on the fridge this morning. We just laugh at them now. The dramatic tone of it prompted this remake of Have You Ever Seen the Rain" by Credence Clearwater Revival:

Went to get a snack today
So I got my yellow plate
No knives!
To cut my tomato

So I wrote my roommates
A little note to contemplate
I know!
This madness must stop now

I wanna know
Will somebody wash the knives?!
I wanna know
Will somebody wash the knives?!

S'comin' up on sandwich time

post by: Hellbient at: 13:48 | 10 comments

Why doesn't the roommate wash some?

What, are his hands broken? What, he never learned how to clean a knife??
(said in my best Mrs. Costanza voice)

posted by iconomy 12 July | 13:52

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posted by taz 12 July | 13:54

This is an international problem; dirty knives know no boundaries.

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When you're finished over there would you please come over here and wash some knives?

posted by taz 12 July | 13:56

Oooo.... that last knife came awful close there, taz.

posted by Pips 12 July | 13:58

Did you take that one, taz? I like it. And I have the same exact peeler!

posted by iconomy 12 July | 13:59

Yes! I took it for the photo friday food thread, since my actual food pictures were so boring they needed a brisk ~~roger~~knifing.

I love that peeler! Except now it's dirty, so it can't ever be used again unless somebody washes it. I keep waiting.

posted by taz 12 July | 14:02

Here's a YouTube on how to clean knives. At least, that's what it says it's about, but I suspect it's really just about two baked guys who are obsessed with Red Baron pizza.

Oh and I love your song, hellbient.

posted by iconomy 12 July | 14:08

That is a cool pic, Taz (the second one).
And thanks ico.

posted by Hellbient 12 July | 14:58

Taz, that knifeholder is...interesting. Heh.

posted by bunnyfire 12 July | 15:01

If you'd asked Bush that he'd have said, "Well y'know it's a funny thing. Carl Sagan said there's life outside our country!"

posted by chewatadistance 12 July | 16:58

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