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Don't kill the messenger, but those kittens are radical Muslim doctors. Not so cute now, eh?
Please check the facts before just posting something simply because it's "adorable".
They will fuck every night with copious screaming and their offspring, in overwhelming numbers, will eat all our food and befoul what they do not eat. Those of us who do not die of the diseases they bring us will starve to death. Then they will eat our corpses until there is no food left; they will go on fucking noisily in the empty streets as the dust settles on our once-great civilization. They are, after all, cats.