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29 June 2007

Janitor finds human fetus in a locker at a middle school. Police investigate, determine that it was actually a bag of oranges. Because the two look so much alike.

post by: puke & cry at: 22:13 | 4 comments

That Janitor must call an ObGyn every time he takes a dump...

posted by qvantamon 29 June | 22:20

that janitor is eponysterical!

posted by wendell 29 June | 23:15

What, was the janitor named Cletus?

I'm trying to imagine the doctor tasked with examining the fetus, then reporting her findings. "Uh, guys ..."

posted by stilicho 30 June | 00:25

I got an ad with the line: "are you smarter than a fifth grader?" when visiting (here's the ad). How apropos, somehow.

posted by dabitch 30 June | 08:47

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