That is awesome.

What, no hot?!

Funny. But I'm curious how other interviews would stack up regarding that damning giant "I". Do they do these clouds regularly, or was that just, like, special for Paris, like? :)

I was at a friend's house watching it because she has a tabloid-themed blog and was drawing Paris as an Uninteresting Blob of Flesh. We couldn't get over how boring she was. Her hair looked like something you'd see on a a cheap 1970s Barbie doll knockoff (it was almost green!). And I was relieved to hear her say that she's never done drugs. Because they're bad.

Best moment was when Larry asked what her favorite Bible passage was, though.

Paris Hilton lies like a rug.

I'm glad she denied using drugs 3 times. That means that when she and Nicky wore those "got blow?" t-shirts, they were just encouraging *other* people to snort cocaine, without taking any themselves.

I expect Kate Moss to sue any minute now.