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YUM.

This is my contribution to the chocolate craving Atkins dieters in the universe.

2tbsp no sugar added cocoa
1/2 cup heavy cream
2 packets splenda
zap with smoothie mixer

Total carb count: 9.

You can have my chocolate when you pry it out of my cold artery clogged hands.

That is all.

Well damn, y'all it's better than gettin' yer feet whacked off at 6 flags.

That's true, we really should've had two threads about this instead. I'm not a Splenda fancier, nor am I a low-carboholic, but I think your drink sounds fantastic and I'd love to subscribe to your newsletter. Up with chocolate!

Those are our only options?

The pumpkin chocolate cake mix thing has been much enjoyed more than just for its fatfreeness.

i got a thing of aspartame because i'm never sure which sweetner is bad for me as opposed to really bad for me.

Eeek I forgot about the pumpkin chocolate concoction. Where's that recipe again? Don't tell me - it's out in the rain and you'll never have it again. Seriously, where is it?

I can't do aspertame - gives me massive shakes. And not chocolate ones. Which is a double offense.

Hugh please swill some brew in my and chocolate's honor this evening.

One box of fudgy chocolate cake mix
One can of pumpkin
Mix thoroughly.
Bake per box instructions.
EAT IT.

Is Splenda the one that ruins your memory?

ethylene, I think it's aspartame that is said to cause memory loss.

It's saccharin, which i think can only kill you with cancer if you eat your body weight of it. And it's made of meat.