I went for a run yesterday! That in itself is front-page post worthy, because damn, I'm out of shape. But that's not why I'm posting.
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I was attacked by a bird! I was running along, minding my own business, and I heard a chirp from behind me. Didn't think anything of it. Then I heard another chirp, much much closer, and then there was a bird attacking the back of my head. I guess I strayed too close to a nest or something.
I laughed.
How are you?