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30 May 2007

I can be elected president now.
happy birthday!
posted by By the Grace of God 30 May | 14:29
Oh yeah? what about all the skeletons in your closet?
posted by jonmc 30 May | 14:33
Skeletons have voting rights, just like you.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 14:36
I hit this milestone back in March.

I don't think I'll run tho ...
posted by grabbingsand 30 May | 14:51
You sold out?
posted by Hellbient 30 May | 14:51
My nephew called me this morning, and I picked up the call at my desk. He was making newspapers, "with big sheets of newsprint." I asked if there was any big news today, and he said, "Yes, it's a daily newspaper, after all."

He confessed to making a mistake today that he thought was funny. He and his family are going up to Newport, RI for a week, and he was convinced they were leaving today, when in fact they're leaving tomorrow.

"We're all going there to celebrate my mom's birthday on Saturday. Oh, speaking of, Happy birthday!" Made my day.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 14:53
You get huge birthday whuffles, baby!
posted by Specklet 30 May | 14:55
Mmmmm, thanks.

Oh yeah, and I found out today that my name is in the acknowledgements section of a famous playwright's most recently published work (one of the main characters is based on me).
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 14:56
...and happy birthday!
posted by Hellbient 30 May | 14:57
happy birthday Mr. Janus. I'm raising an imaginary rum & coke to you right now.
posted by gaspode 30 May | 15:00
You never inhaled.

posted by danostuporstar 30 May | 15:05
posted by Divine_Wino 30 May | 15:09
Another thing, Mr. Janus, you are no longer in the Prime Target Demographic for "The Daily Show", so you must now watch either the local news or Seinfeld reruns at 11. Sorry.
posted by wendell 30 May | 15:09
That shit's on cable anyway. I don't have a TV; that makes me leaps and bounds away from Daily Show target audienceship. Plus I can remember the Jon Stewart show from back in the day, when he didn't have to be the conscience of the nation and didn't push half-baked yet entirely accurate political opinions on us with every breathless breath. That was funny TV.

I'm demgraphically in the C-Span Book Notes market, except C-Span isn't broadcast TV either. What, only people rich enough for cable get to know what's going on in our halls of government? I blame the whites.

I only ever watched PM's questions anyway. Smart cookie, that Tony.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 15:16
"Stick it up mister, hear what I say sir"
"Get your hands in the air sir, and you will get no hurt sir"
He said "Turn out your left pocket"
"Give me a clean search sir"
"Take off your shirt sir"
"I ain't got no ratchet now"
"Stick it up mister, hear what I say sir"
"Get your hands in the air sir, and you will get no hurt now"
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 15:19
What will you wish for?
posted by ethylene 30 May | 15:28
posted by Hugh Janus 30 May | 15:33
Well, you're in the wrong web community for that.
posted by wendell 30 May | 15:57
Happy Birthday!
posted by brujita 30 May | 15:57
"If this country can support a Sheriff Mike Hunt, it can certainly support a Hugh Janus for President."

"Hugh Janus for President. He wouldn't be the first."

"You could vote for Hillary or McCain, Rudy or that Law & Order guy. OR... You could vote for All of the Above. Vote Hugh Janus."
posted by mischief 30 May | 16:18
Happy birthday, Hugh Janus!
posted by Luminous Phenomena 30 May | 16:25
Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard! If you're not on a plane to Vegas or something, give us a call. There's a Fatty's mojito with your name on it waiting!

(My vote can be bought.)
posted by Pips 30 May | 16:44
Happy Birthday! I didn't even realize until now that as of earlier this year I too am old enough to run. And I haven't even managed to finish spring cleaning the apartment. I'm so far behind.
posted by treepour 30 May | 16:54

In other words, happy birthday!
posted by Citizen Premier 30 May | 17:07
Happy Birthday! (I'd love to know the play. I understand if you don't want to tell me, but email the profile email if you can.) Most importantly, Happy Birthday!
posted by rainbaby 30 May | 17:15
Congratulations, young man.
posted by Otis 30 May | 18:05
Happy day!
posted by phoenixc 30 May | 18:16
Here's a secret for you: there was a second shooter. And a third. And more where that came from. Then I was too drunk to stand up, so they poured the rest in my mouth while I lay there on the floor.
Happy bidet!
posted by me3dia 30 May | 18:36
Happy birthday Hugh! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
posted by pieisexactlythree 30 May | 18:43
Haaaaapy Birrrrthday! (oof!)
posted by bunnyfire 30 May | 19:42
Happy Birthday !
posted by LoriFLA 30 May | 21:12
Hope you're having a Hoppy Burfday!
posted by deborah 30 May | 21:20
And that it better not turn into a Hoppy Barfday. That can really ruin a good celebration.
posted by TrishaLynn 30 May | 21:54
Fuck! I missed the party! Happy Birthday Mr. Hugh Janus. I hope you had a happy happy day!
posted by ramix 31 May | 00:16
Happy Birthday, Mr. President!
posted by jason's_planet 31 May | 02:46
Hyper Hyper Hyper || Brokeback Mountain Clip