Also, shopping for it involved going to the Japanese supermarket, where everyone is tiny and everything is in Japanese and I got to feel like an illiterate linebacker. (Do I mean linebacker? Are linebackers big?) I love that fish out of water feeling -- it's like traveling without having to get on a plane.

(Do I mean linebacker? Are linebackers big?)

Hopefully, for the quarterback.

If Michael Lewis' The Blind Side is to be believed, the position you're looking for might be 'offensive lineman.' And it's got the word 'offensive' in there, which is a plus.

An illiterate offensive linebacker.

Hmmmm.... an offensively illiterate linebacker? He could insult anyone who tried to make him read. An illiterately offensive linebacker? He could yell incoherently any time he was approached. An illiterately offensed linebacker would be defended by a confused defensive lineman who read the guy's jersey wrong and should have been going after someone else.

It's a good thing she can cook, isn't it?

I am sticking my tongue out at you, mister doctor man.

say 'ahhhhh..'

HA!

Thank you for the recipe and the laughs.

I'll have to try this sometime soon.
First I need to find out where the nearest japanese market, which should be fun in and of itself.