MetaChat - A life without pants

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25 May 2007

A life without pants Most crimes have been committed by people wearing pants.

post by: pieisexactlythree at: 11:54 | 12 comments

*drops trou and joins the resistance*

posted by jonmc 25 May | 12:01

Down with pants! *starts pants bonfire*

posted by Specklet 25 May | 12:18

I bet somebody wearing pants is whipping somebody without pants at this very moment.

posted by danostuporstar 25 May | 12:44

Ha! Epantsipation!

posted by muddgirl 25 May | 13:21

*prances around sans pants*

posted by bobobox 25 May | 13:28

these pants wearers must be stopped.

posted by Hellbient 25 May | 14:01

I'm wearing pants, but my penis isn't.

posted by Hugh Janus 25 May | 14:07

Hugh Janus' penis: Let's go do some crimes!
Hugh Janus' left leg: Okay, if you put some damn pants on.
Hugh Janus' penis: That's not how I roll.
Hugh Janus' right leg: You're such a dick.

posted by Hellbient 25 May | 14:55

I hope Hugh's penis wears a hat at least.

A bowtie is a distinguishing touch as well.

posted by danostuporstar 25 May | 14:59

Are shorts only half as evil as pants?

posted by King of Prontopia 25 May | 15:06

I should clarify:

I'm in the office wearing pants. My penis is on the beach wearing a Speedo.

posted by Hugh Janus 25 May | 15:18

And how about capris? Two-thirds as evil? Do sweat pants count?

posted by deborah 25 May | 15:32

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