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09 May 2007

Let us write some brilliant dialog... →[More:]Timothy Manhandlesson (TM): Ouch, that's a nasty bump. Here, take some Tylenol.

post by: Hellbient at: 16:07 | 14 comments

okay, I'll do it myself.

James Charlesville (JC): Yeah, thanks, it's really pounding, like in old cartoons. Can you see it pounding?

posted by Hellbient 09 May | 16:40

TM: No, you never can. This ain't The Flintstones, Jimmy. Here, have the rest of my Snapple.

posted by Hellbient 09 May | 17:11

(TM): Would it feel better, maybe, if I rubbed it for you?

posted by danf 09 May | 17:12

JC: Thanks. Yeah, that feels better. That jar of light mayonnaise just came out of nowhere, eh?

posted by Hellbient 09 May | 17:13

TM: Yes. I would not have thought that it could fit between the bars.

posted by danf 09 May | 17:14

JC: Freaking cops must work on their pitching arms all the time. That was an amazing shot, I must admit.

posted by Hellbient 09 May | 17:18

TM: Did you ever think, that maybe, you could love a man. Maybe, a man like me.

posted by seanyboy 09 May | 17:26

JC: There's only one man I'll ever love.

posted by box 09 May | 17:28

TM: Here comes the ole John Ratzenberger schpeel again...

posted by Hellbient 09 May | 17:32

Laurence Oswald Liverwurster (LOL) (interrupting): Hey, don't dis my man Ratzenberger. If Pixar won't do a movie with him, you know he's somebody special. Still, I wish I had some bread to go with this mayo.

posted by wendell 09 May | 18:25

Prison Guard #1: Welcome to Bread-Free Prison, scoundrel! Eat your mayo, before it gets warm, or you'll get no barbecue sauce for dinner.

posted by the great big mulp 09 May | 19:03

TM: He got sauce. Your baby ain't sweet like mine.

posted by rainbaby 09 May | 19:29

JC: (alarmed) Wait a minute. Wait just a goddamn minute. If there's no bread, there's no yeast. And if there's no yeast, there's no... (faints)

posted by box 09 May | 20:44

EVERYONE: NO BEER!!! (Cauly McCaulkin double face slap)

posted by Hellbient 10 May | 08:24

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