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08 May 2007

Unhelpful Advice [More:]I don't have any helpful advice, but it occurred to me that nipping from a hip flask during the interview would probably eliminate being mistaken for being pregnant.
"I will address my strengths and weaknesses as a worker, but first I'd like to go over some of my hobbies- hot yoga, roller coasters, and martini drinking! I am craaaaazy!"
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 08 May | 10:00
plinth: Why would you think that?
posted by mischief 08 May | 10:44
Listing your hobbies as president of the Childless by Choice group? As well as treasurer of the Celibate by Choice group?

Fake-tripping and dropping your bag full of condoms and birth contol pills? Full of fake medical records with the word INFERTILE stamped across in red ink?
posted by Claudia_SF 08 May | 12:24
T-shirt that says "seriously, not a baby, you insensitive jerkoffs" with an arrow pointing at the belly?
posted by cortex 08 May | 12:32
Inserting into the conversation that you've got an abortion appointment scheduled for next Wednesday, and should be able to start the Monday after?
posted by bilabial 08 May | 18:47
Three Point Status Update - Work Edition || DC meetup potluck picnic extraordinaire!

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