A quandary which has vexed humankind for generations. I'm out on the porch doing my favorite thing listening to music, drinking whiskey and beer, reading and netsurfing. I also have one of my favorite snacks, a can of honey roasted peanuts and cashews. And there's too many peanuts and not enough cashews, like always. (I like peanuts, mind you). The cans labeled 'Mixed Nuts' are even worse, not enough peanuts, cashews and pecans, way too many filberts and especially almonds, which I loathe. When will the nut people master the perfect mix? *wrings hands*
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