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21 April 2007

I love the Dutch.

post by: cmonkey at: 15:49 | 11 comments

My advice to these virgins is to save their money and instead start hanging out in bars patronized by aging alcoholics. Even geeky young guys look good to the women in those places, trust me on this.

posted by jonmc 21 April | 16:01

Seriously, though, wouldn't having to hire somebody to have sex with you (no matter how physically attractive she might be) make you feel even more socially inept. Wouldn't doing it with a less attractive woman who was doing it because she wanted to be more fun than doing it with an attractive woman doing it strictly for the cash?

(I'm rambling)

posted by jonmc 21 April | 16:07

Nothing worse than dying a virgin? How about dying without ever had the pleasure of an orgasm. Can we start an escort service that services that to the countless girls stuck in faking-it world?

posted by dabitch 21 April | 16:17

I guess these guys are either reluctant to go pick up women in bars, or don't really know how.

posted by iconomy 21 April | 16:18

Their website doesn't seem to list "D&D marathon" under services :-(

I think it's a good idea, even if I can't really imagine paying 850 euros for three hours with an escort.

posted by cmonkey 21 April | 16:42

Also from their webpage:

Some companions are available for uncomplicated long term ‘relationships’ with benefactors, on an arranged 3, 6 or 12 month contract, at her required price and five star living arrangements and provisions. If you feel you'd like to really get to know the companion you have an attachment to, this may be an option for you, subject to the companions' schedule and availability.

Now that would be depressing.

posted by cmonkey 21 April | 16:49

The service needs a Web 2.0 name: Fuckr.

posted by wendell 21 April | 17:16

What about the agency that promises to end the unwanted vajayjaycation so many of us are enduring?

posted by essexjan 21 April | 17:49

Quick, we need to sacrifice a virgin to quality test them. It's thankless work.
i'm perfectly willing to help run a quality female sex therapy.
Calling quality recruits.
No prop comedy.

posted by ethylene 21 April | 17:55

Well, some prop comedy.

posted by ethylene 21 April | 17:57

How about slapstick?

posted by jonmc 21 April | 18:05

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