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16 April 2007

Ugly Sluts. Lord knows the Internet isn't cluttered with enough catty celebocentric numbered lists. Nerve presents The 30 Sluttiest Athletes Of All Time. The Phoenix presents The 100 unsexiest men of 2007.
"Who wants to sex Mutombo?" Rumors vary, but the gist is Mutombo walks into a Georgetown bar/random strip club/Best Buy parking lot, throws his arms wide and delivers his signature line.

Awesome.
posted by mullacc 16 April | 05:45
I busied my mind driving into work composing a list of the ten sluttiest metachatters, complete with links and pictures, set up like the Atheletes one. Funny.

posted by rainbaby 16 April | 07:13
Now I'm wondering who made that list of yours, rainbaby. Though I'm not sure I actually want to know.

I love that Tom Cruise is on the 100 unsexiest list, and the whole recognition that sexiness is based on so much more than just physical appearance.
posted by Orange Swan 16 April | 07:33
Glad to see John Basedow made the list, that guy is a true freak of nature. There's actually one person on the list who bought me a beer once.
posted by jonmc 16 April | 08:15
Why do they illustrate the piece with a pic of Rooney, then fail to include him in the list?

Maybe paying £45 to fuck a prossie known as 'The Auld Slapper', and signing a post-coital autograph for another working girl "To Charlotte, I shagged u on 28 Dec. Loads of Love. Wayne Rooney.", is just off the sluttiness scale...
posted by jack_mo 16 April | 08:41
They've got their order of ops wrong on Saget, which is shitty work for a hit list. That'd be like dissing Alec Guinness for 'trying to be all actorly to pay off the shame of Star Wars'.
posted by cortex 16 April | 10:11
Yeah, what idiots.
posted by grouse 16 April | 13:52
They have Colin Meloy as number 65 on the unsexy list. This is blatantly false.

They even picked a better picture of him to go with the blurb.
posted by Arturus 16 April | 14:17
"Chocolate better than kissing" || Follow-up to this thread about Nintendo DS game recommendations.

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