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"You might even fight a nigga or two!"

eide, did you perchance inherit the pissiness from the girl troubles of yesterday?

if not, then... well i can't hope you. drink some valerian tea or something. or have a beer, or three.

eth, i think the night bus needs a Pissy Male Syndrome component. any ideas? mebbe steaks?

he can't scrap a lick, so I know he got his gat...

Good idea. I'm going to listen to some hardcore gangsta rap and play some GTA:SA. That'll work in the short term.

STEAK AND A BLOW JOB, LFR!

Sadly, I don't have much of an appetite for either, right now.

well i can't hope you. drink some valerian tea or something.

chamomile. via a neti pot.

FUCK YOU I'LL FIGHT YOU PANSY BITCH *starts bouncing around like a superball* COMON YOU WEAKASS MOTHERFUCKER FIRST SHOT IS FREE YEAH COMON YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE THE FREEBIE MOTHERFUCKER SWING IT GIMME ALL YOU GOT YOU GONNA CRY ABOUT IT OR HIT ME MOTHERFUCKER SWING BITCH SEE YOU CAN'T EVEN HIT STRAIGHT MOTHERFUCKER SWING AGAIN BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR SHIT SO FAR INTO LAST MONTH YOU'LL COLLECT FOODSTAMPS TWICE BITCH COMON BRING IT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE IT YOU NEVER HAD IT AND YOU NEVER WILL YOU WEAK SHIT

*takes boot to head, gets knocked the fuck out*

Feel better? You done now? Let's go get a beer.

Clean the pipes.

I'll fight you. It might help me more than smoking another pack. I warn you, though, I fight like a girl.

Mostly, I've just had this on endless repeat for about a week cause I can't find my mp3 of Stigmata.

Let's all take turns fighting Eide and losing, then we can all have matching t-shirts saying "I Decked by Eideteker"

"I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years."

-- Miss Ouiser, Steel Magnolias

What scarabic said.

Th' wife's been out of town for almost a month and I just ran out of episodes of Arrested Development. Things are looking pretty bleak.

I really wish I could favorite loquacious's comment.
That made me laugh so hard.