The spoiled retail prince's place is featured in the April Archtectural Digest →[More:]


No names are mentioned, but he and his third trophy wife are not as recently married as the article would have one believe--THAT was written up in In Style in 2003. I haven't seen Finding Forester, but the scenes of Sean Connery's place were shot there before this modernist nightmare was created. All of the stone blocks on the terrace were dropped, not set down, and are the initial reason why I have been sleeping on the floor for the past three years.

Word has it that the wife has never liked the place, but I don't know if that was the case before the remodel--I saw her and the seven-month old in the elevator a few weeks ago and it looks like she IS being a bit hands-on with the baby; she was carrying him in a baby backpack. She and my asshole brother are part of the same theater foundation, but I haven't let her know that we're not speaking.