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30 March 2007

YAYAS AND BOOBOOS Get you're yayas out. This IS a SHOUTING THREAD.→[More:]
YAY! I WOKE UP TO HAVE MY BELOVED COMPUTER RETURNED HOME
BOO! AFTER ONLY THREE HOURS SLEEP AND TO FIND THAT IT'S TINY BRAIN HAS BEEN WIPED CLEANER THAN ANY BABY'S BOTTOM EVER COULD BE.
IF I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE ANY EFFORT TO SALVAGE ANY OF THE DATA I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE CONSIDERABLE TIME, BOTHER AND EXPENSE TO GET TO SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY COULD.
I'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MANY CATACLYSMIC DATA LOSSES IN MY LIFE, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TAKE ANOTHER. SHOULD ANY OTHER SOFTWARE UPDATES, FIRMWARE OR OTHERWISE, INCAPACITATE IT ONCE AGAIN, I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND KEEN IN THE METAPHORIC SENSE AS I MAKE PLANS TO GET TO CHICAGO OR INDY TO MAKE AN APPLE STORE DO IT.
YAY! STARTED NEW ART PROJECTS!
BOO! HAVE TO REINSTALL ALL THE FUCKING SOFTWARE AGAIN AND SPEND WEEKS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING THAT I CAN THAT HAS BEEN LOST.
I JUST WOKE UP AND HAD A LENGTHY PHONE HOLD RATIO. I AM CRANKY BUT ONLY BARELY HUNG OVER.
I SHOULD JUST PULL A JONMC AND BE WASTED ALL DAY.

post by: ethylene at: 09:46 | 30 comments

ALSO MY VOICE HAS DROPPED AN OCTAVE SO I SOUND LIKE THE PERSON WHO'S GOING TO INCIDENTALLY KILL YOU LATER AFTER SHE FINISHES HER DRINK.
I SHOULD USE THIS SMOKY KILLER VOICE WHILE IT LASTS.

posted by ethylene 30 March | 09:48

YAY IT'S FRIDAY!
BOO I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO!
YAY MY COUSINS ARE COMING TO TOWN!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 March | 09:50

MY UNDERWEARSUPPLIER ARE SOLD OUT OF THAT CUTE BLACK AND RED ROSES LACY SET I WANT IN MY CUP SIZE DANGIT! WHAT, YOU DIDN'T SAY "YAYAS & BOOBIES"?

posted by dabitch 30 March | 09:56

WASTED ALL DAY IS GOOD

WHAT DRUGS DO WE HAVE?

REALLY?

NO SERIOUSLY

C'MON

OH. OK THEN

so what do we do now?

posted by GeckoDundee 30 March | 09:58

OH YEAH, AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF THE METACHAT COMIC WERE ALL ON THAT PUPPY SO ALL THAT WORK IS FUCKED FOREVER GONE.
MY BOOBIES ARE AN INCREDIBLE BOTHER RIGHT NOW BUT MY YAYAS SEEMS TO HAVE GONE ON HOLIDAY WITHOUT TELLING ME.
PARDON ME AS I HAVE TO SWITCH COMPS AND DOWNLOAD INFO INTO THAT LITTLE BLANK MUSICLESS BRAIN.

posted by ethylene 30 March | 10:00

WHAT A STUPID WAY TO START THE DAY!!! SCREW MY SISTER'S HOUSE MATE FOR BEING A STUPID LAZY JERK AND NOT ACTUALLY CHECKING FOR MY SISTER OR HER CAR! STUPID!!! INEXCUSABLE!!

YAY MY SISTER IS OK!!

BOOO, MANGO IS FEELING YUCKY!

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CLASS BUT I PROBABLY SHOULD BUT I NEED TO SHOWER AND I'M PUTTING THAT OFF SO ODDS ARE I WON'T GO BUT I JUST WON'T MISS ANOTHER CLASS TO MAKE UP FOR IT SASFSDLKFJSDLFKJ

posted by CitrusFreak12 30 March | 10:01

YAY I'VE NEARLY FINISHED TODAY'S WORK AND CAN GO HOME AND WATCH GARDEN STATE!

YAY FRIENDS IN TOWN THIS WEEKEND!

BOO MANGO ISN'T WELL! THE CONCEPT OF A PET HEDGEHOG IS VERY STRANGE TO ME BUT IF PETS BECOME ILL, IT'S BAD, SO BOO!!!

posted by altolinguistic 30 March | 10:14

IF I SEE ONE MORE LOUD BRITISH SHITHEAD WEARING A STUPID ADIDAS TRACKSUIT I AM GOING SHOVE MY CIGARETTE IN HIS EYE. SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU TWELVE? WHAT THE CHRIST?!

posted by cmonkey 30 March | 10:26

PS I THINK YOU SHOULD INVEST IN AN EXTERNAL HARDDRIVE, ETHYLENE.

posted by cmonkey 30 March | 10:27

I DON'T REALLY HAVE MUCH WORK THAT *HAS* TO BE DONE TODAY SO I MIGHT SLACK OFF AS I DID 9 HOURS OF SURGERY EACH OF THE PAST TWO DAYS AND I'M TIRED!!

I'M HANGING OUT WITH LOLA_G AND TPS TOMORROW - YAY!

NEW ZEALAND WON THEIR FIRST CRICKET MATCH OF THE SUPER-EIGHTS! I HAVE FRIENDS COMING INTO TOWN FROM NEW ZEALAND IN A WEEK!! ALL GOOD THINGS!!

posted by gaspode 30 March | 10:32

I WATCHED BLOOD DIAMONDS LAST NIGHT AND ALL I WANT TO DO TODAY IS CALL IN DUCKADUCKS TO DO AIRSTRIKES. LORDY, LORDY THAT MOVIE HAD A LOT OF AFRICAN CLICHES IN IT.

ALSO I AM SLIGHTLY DRUNK ON WHISKEY THAT I CONSUMED LAST NIGHT.

posted by Divine_Wino 30 March | 10:36

I KEEP SUBMITTING MY AWESOME AND GREAT RESUME FOR PERFECTLY TARGETED JOBS AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A DAMNED CALLBACK!

BUT BASEBALL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, WHICH REMINDS ME, NOW I CAN'T GO TO OPENING DAY NEXT TUESDAY AND THAT TOTALLY SUCKS!

posted by fenriq 30 March | 10:39

YES, YES, I KNOW TOO WELL, CMONKEY, BUT IT WENT KAPUT TO QUICKLY AND COMPLETELY TO SAVE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING REALLY IMPORTANT HAD JUST RECENTLY BEEN PUT IN. IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY LONG FINISHING UP WEEKEND WHEN IT WENT POOP.
GODDAMMIT
BYE BYE SIX MONTHS OF WORK! SO LONG COMIC DEBUT DEADLINE!

BUT THE PEOPLE AT SWAPTREE APPARENTLY FEEL MY PAIN AND SO SENT ME AN INVITE. HOW SWEET. I HOPE I FIND TIME TO USE IT IN BETWEEN THE SLOW RECLAMATION OF SUNDRY CRAP.
MAYBE THEY HAVE EXTERNAL HARD DRIVES IN SWAP.

GODDAMMIT.

SORRY, I HAVE AN AWFUL CASE OF THE GODDAMMITS RIGHT NOW.

posted by ethylene 30 March | 10:42

I AM IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD FOR SOME REASON! YAY ME! EVEN THOUGH NOTHING IN MY LIFE HAS CHANGED RECENTLY I AM STILL HAPPY! AND TOMORROW I'M GOING BOWLING WITH MY A BUNCH OF GEEKS AND THAT WILL BE WAY FUN! AND TONIGHT I GET TO CHOOSE BETWEEN PARTIES AND THE BAR! I AM POPULAR!

ALSO, I GOT A PORTABLE HARD DRIVE AND IT ATE ALL MY MUSIC AND PHOTOGRAPHS SO I DO NOT TRUST THOSE THINGS ONE GODDAMN BIT.

posted by mygothlaundry 30 March | 10:45

ARGH I WISH I HAD MY OWN PERSONAL CAPTIVE PATENT ATTORNEY TO MAKE SENSE OF THE MESS IN THESE FILES!!! BOO, PATENT FILE MESSINESS!

YAY I'M GOING TO SPEND ALL WEEKEND WITH THE BOYO RIDING BIKES AND DRINKING BEER AND HAVING SO MUCH FUN IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!

BOO I HAVEN'T DONE MY TAXES YET I'M SUCH A LAZY ASS ABOUT GETTING THEM DONE EVERY YEAR, UGH...

BUT YAY! I GET A REFUND THIS YEAR, W00T!

BOO THE APPLES IN STEREO ARE PLAYING IN DENVER ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND DOORS AREN'T TIL FRICKIN' 9PM MEANING THE HEADLINERS PROLLY WON'T HIT THE STAGE TIL MIDNIGHT AND I HAVE TO GET UP AT ASS O' CLOCK ON MONDAY AND BE LUCID FOR A BOARD MEETING. GAWD IT SUCKS BEING A GROWNUP.

CITRUSFREAK I WANT TO KICK YOUR ARSE JUST FOR BEING A STUDENT WITH ALL THE FREE TIME YOU HAVE! NOW GET UP YOU SMELLY BOY, TAKE A SHOWER AND GO TO CLASS. DO IT FOR THE REST OF US WHO DON'T HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER.

posted by lonefrontranger 30 March | 11:35

I"M FEELING REALLY GOOD AND EVERYTHING APPEARS TO BE GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION TODAY! UH, GODDAMNIT.

posted by Lentrohamsanin 30 March | 11:40

MY NEW WINDOWS ARE INSTALLED AND THEY ARE FANTASTIC! WITHIN SECONDS OF THE WINDOW MEN LEAVING, THERE WERE CAT PAWPRINTS ALONG THE WINDOW SILL.

I HAVE HAD TWO DAYS OFF SO IT IS A LOVELY LONG WEEKEND FOR ME AND THEN A SHORT WEEK NEXT WEEK AND THE WEEK AFTER BECAUSE OF EASTER AND BANK HOLIDAYS. YAAAY!

BUT I HAVE NO PLANS FOR EASTER AND FEAR I MAY END UP JUST BUMMING AROUND HERE WHICH WOULD BE A BIG WASTE. IF THE WEATHER IS GOOD I MIGHT GO TO THE COAST. IT IS NOT TOO FAR FROM HERE.

posted by essexjan 30 March | 12:17

ARGH! THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN! AND WHY DON'T I LISTEN TO MYSELF WHEN I SAY "DON'T EXPOSE YOURSELF TO THAT THING; IT WILL ONLY HURT YOUR FEELINGS AND CAUSE YOU TO BEHAVE LIKE A JERK-TEENAGER"?

ALSO THERE IS NO "YAY" WHICH IS A PRETTY BIG BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

posted by crush-onastick 30 March | 12:38

BOO LFR THREATENING ME!!

YAY ME GETTING UP AND GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER BECAUSE OF LFR'S THREAT AS SOON AS I HIT PREVIEW AND POST KBYE

posted by CitrusFreak12 30 March | 13:33

SORRY TO KEEP GOING ON AND ON BUT GODDAMMIT! I REALLY WANTED TO HAVE MY POLYORAMA AND ONE COMIC WEB VIEWABLE BY TAX TIME.

I JUST STARTED WORKING ON NEW ONES ANYWAY BUT GODDAMMIT! I'M JUST PUTTING UNFINISHED CRAPADOODLE SAFE ON THE WEB SOMEWHERE FROM NOW ON.

AND YET EVERYTHING ELSE IS SO NICE RIGHT NOW.
I CAN'T EVEN BE UPSET PROPERLY. I AM JUST TORN IN THE FLUX OF YAY AND BOO.

posted by ethylene 30 March | 13:53

I THINK I MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO DO BETTER ON NICOTINE AND CAFFEINE. MAYBE I SHOULD GET THE PATCH AND PILLS.

posted by ethylene 30 March | 13:55

THAT SUCKS, ETH. ALL THAT STUFF GONE....UGH. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WORKING ON A POLYORAMA.

posted by iconomy 30 March | 13:59

That's why i try not to talk about things like that until they are available. Now i just sound all blustery and sour grapey.

HOW I DO GO ON. OK, I'M SICK OF ME NOW AND SCANNING THINGS FROM NOW ON INTO ONLINE RECEPTACLES IN THEIR UNREFINED AND GANGLY STAGES. I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE USED UP THE LAST OF MY DISCS MAKING FARAWAY PEOPLE AUDIO CDS.

DAMN THIS OPTIMISM! IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT!

posted by ethylene 30 March | 14:13

I HAVE A YA YA ITCH AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF THE CONTRACEPTIVE GEL FROM THE DIAPHRAGM, BOO. HISS. I REMEMBER THIS FROM YEARS AGO WHEN I USED TO USE THE SPONGE. I WANT IT TO GO AWAY BECAUSE IT IS ANNOYING TO BE HAVING YOUR YA YA ITCH AND ALSO BECAUSE I HAVE EVERY INTENTION OF USING MORE OF THAT GEL QUITE SOON IN FACT WITHIN THE NEXT 12 HOURS GOD WILLIN AND THE CREEK DON'T RISE AND IF IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME ITCHIER LATER THAT WILL BE A DRAG.

posted by mygothlaundry 30 March | 15:18

YOU NEED AN ALTERNATE FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL.
JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE VASECTOMY WHILE HE'S PASSED OUT FROM THE DRUGS.
OR MAKE HIM TAKE THE PILL.

posted by ethylene 30 March | 15:25

TIME TO PLACE YOUR ORDERS FOR THE NIGHT BUS SUNDOWN DELIVERY. I'VE GOT TO GET TO MIXING MOJITOS AND PORTIONING OUT THE WEED PARCELS.
TONIGHT'S SPECIALS INCLUDE A THAI CHICKEN CURRY, A TOFU PAD THAI AND AN ASSORTMENT OF VEGETARIAN AND LAMB SAMOSAS.
MAY I RECOMMEND THE FRIDAY NIGHT PARENT'S RELAXiPACK:
A FILM CANISTER SIZE HERBAL SAMPLER WITH A CARAFE OF MOJITOS, MARTINIS OR WHISKEY COCKTAIL.
TONIGHT RENTAL OPTIONS INCLUDE PIPPI LONGSTOCKING/CANNERY ROW WITH TWO SMALL DOSES OF WINDOWPANE ACID--

posted by ethylene 30 March | 15:52

I WANT TOFU PAD THAI AND MOJITOS AND SOME WEED AND I WANT THEM RIGHT NOW!

posted by mygothlaundry 30 March | 16:14

WHAT MGL SAID, EXCEPT THAT THAI CHICKEN CURRY AND SAMOSAS ALSO SOUND PRETTY GOOD!

posted by box 30 March | 16:27

Now if only i had the will to feed myself.

MAY I SUGGEST THE DIM SUM MUNCHIES BASKET WITH THREE DIPPING SAUCES AT THE TEN 'TIL TWO SECOND ACT SERVICE?
OR THE LATE NIGHT ALCOHOL SPONGE REMEDY CASSEROLE?
CHEESE AND CHOCOLATE FONDUE SERVICE STARTS AT MIDNIGHT
WARM MILK AND HONEY AND COCOA INSOMNIA SERVICES ARE ALWAYS AVAILABLE WITH OUR RANGE OF MEDICINAL TEAS.

TONIGHT WE HAVE A LIMITED SUPPLY OF BATH BOMBS AND PUFFED PASTRIES FILLED WITH BAVARIAN CREAM.

posted by ethylene 30 March | 16:59

ETHYLENE I WILL TAKE ONE OR MORE OF EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID

posted by gaspode 30 March | 17:23

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