I OFFERED A FRIEND THE JOB WE'RE INTERVIEWING FOR, AND SHE'S HESITATING! EVEN THOUGH THIS JOB PAYS MORE, HAS GROWTH POTENTIAL AND ISN'T AS HARD! IT MAKES ME QUESTION HER COMMON SENSE! NOW I ALMOST DON'T WANT HER TO WORK FOR US! I WANT TO GRAB HER BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE HER!

WE'RE MOVING OFFICES MID-APRIL, ARRRGH! I HAVE SO MANY FILES TO ORGANISE BEFORE THEN AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE MOTIVATION, BLEAH! THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN MOVING HOUSE IS MOVING OFFICES, DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS BUT I DO, RRRRRGH! I JUST WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!!

I'M NOT MAD AT ANYTHING JUST A LITTLE TRAINSICK AND I LIKE TO SHOUT.

THE POWER’S BEEN GONE THE WHOLE DAY AND I’M HOT AND SWEATY AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S NOT GOING TO BE BACK UNTIL TOMORROW SO I’M GOING TO HAVE TO GO TO BED LIKE THIS.

OH, FORGOT TO ADD THE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT UCLA EXTENSION DOESN'T WANT ME IN THEIR ADVANCED FICTION WRITING CLASS!
Okay, they said it nicer than that.

NOW I FEEL KIND OF CRAPPY AND FULL OF SELF-DOUBT!

ALSO I CAN'T SLEEP AT ALL AT THE TIMES THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SLEEP AND IT'S VERY VERY FRUSTRATING!

I ATE TOO MUCH LUNCH AND NOW I FEEL A BIT QUEASY. SINCE I WAS ALREADY TIRED AND MILDLY HUNGOVER THIS HAS NOT IMPROVED MY GENERAL OUTLOOK.

but it's okay because staying up too late was utterly worth it.

I TOLD THE BOYFRIEND FIVE WEEKS AGO THAT I WAS GOING TO BE GOING ON VACATION TO SEE SOME FRIENDS, BUT NOW THAT MY DEPARTURE IMPENDS, HE IS BEING ALL PISSY-PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE NON-E-MAIL-ANSWERING! WAY TO MAKE ME WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU, DUDE!

(Also, Fuzzbean, that sucks! *kicking UCLA*)

MY ALLERGIES ARE DRIVING ME OUT OF MY BLOODY MIND! I MAY HAVE TO GIVE UP ON MY HIPPIE HERBAL SHIT AND TAKE CHEMICALS! BOO!

I can't shout about the truly shout-worthy fucked up-ed-ness that's really going on; it'll just get depressing.

I HATE WEARING GLASSES AND MY HUSBAND DIDN'T BOTHER TO GET OUR VISION INSURANCE INFORMATION FOR ME TO GET NEW CONTACTS, SO NOW MY EYES HURT AND I LOOK LIKE A GEEK IN VERY COOL VIA SPIGA FRAMES, BUT I STILL HATE WEARING MY GLASSES!!

OH, AND UCLA SUCKS...

I MAY HAVE TO GIVE UP ON MY HIPPIE HERBAL SHIT AND TAKE CHEMICALS!

Specklet, you just crafted my favorite sentence of the day.

KITTENS!!!!

I PAY WAY TOO MUCH FOR HEALTH INSURANCE!!! AND THEN AFTER I SCRAPED UP ENOUGH $$$ TO PAY $30 TO SEE MY DOCTOR, HE PUT ME ON HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS!!! SO I WENT TO THE PHARMACY AND THEY TOLD ME THAT MY MEDS COST $50 A MONTH!!! I CAN BARELY PAY THE HEALTH INSURANCE, BARELY PAY TO SEE THE DOCTOR, AND I NOW HAVE TO PAY $50 / MONTH NOT TO DIE!!!

IS IT ANY WONDER I FRICKIN' NEED BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATION?!!!

THE PEOPLE WHO CAME TO PICK UP MY RUGS AND CLEAN THE CARPET BROKE MY GUEST TOILET AND LEFT IT FOR ME TO FIND OUT!!! ONE OF THEM CAME BACK TO FIX IT AFTER I COMPLAINED BUT THOUGHT HE COULD FLIRT WITH ME!!! HE'S TRIED TO CALL ME EIGHT TIMES FROM HIS CELL PHONE INSTEAD OF THE OFFICE--NOT ALWAYS LEAVING A MESSAGE--BUT I WON'T RETURN IT UNTIL I'M DAMN GOOD AND READY!!!I DON'T THINK THEY DID THE CLOSET BECAUSE IT STILL STINKS OF MICE!!!! THE MASTER TOILET OVERFLOWED ON SATURDAY MORNING AND FLOODED THE NEIGHBOR DOWNSTAIRS!!!! I TOLD HER I WANTED TO GET A SECOND ESTIMATE, BUT SO FAR I HAVEN'T RECEIVED THE MANAGEMENT'S! THE SPOILED PRINCE UPSTAIRS IS SELLING HIS PLACE, BUT IF HE THINKS THAT MEANS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED IN MINE HE IS SADLY MISTAKEN!!!THE LEADER OF THE GROUP WHO WANTS TO GET RID OF THE MANAGEMENT COMPANY WANTED HIS VOTE TO THROW THEM OUT, BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!! WE NEED TO HIRE A LAWYER, BUT HE KEEPS STALLING!!! THE HOT WATER IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM STILL HASN'T BEEN FIXED!!! I STILL DON'T HAVE A CONFIRMED DATE FOR THE WORK IN THE KITCHEN TO START, I DON'T WANT THE DESIGNER IN HERE--I'VE BEEN GIVEN TWO SEPARATE REASONS WHY SHE OUGHT TO BE; NEITHER OF WHICH I FIND VALID!!!


POOPGIRL'S BUG-EYED, COKED UP BROTHER WAS SPITTING IN THE SUBWAY THIS AFTERNOON, AND ON ME WHEN I TOLD HIM TO QUIT!!! LATER A SMARMY CHICK FROM GREENPEACE BLOCKED MY WAY, DEMANDING THAT I SMILE AND I BLEW UP AT HER!!! I WON'T FUCKING GIVE MONEY TO ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO RESPECT MY RIGHT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!!

IF I HADN'T FUCKED UP MY TRAVEL PLANS, I WOULD BE IN ASHEVILLE RIGHT NOW!!! I HATE NEW YORK!!!!

I HATE MYSELF AND i DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO TRY TO HELP ME! and i mean it.

I HAVE OFFICIALLY STARTED MANIPULATING OILS AND SPIRITS. FROM NOW UNTIL I RUN OUT, I WILL BE UNRELIABLE IN MAINTAINING MY OWN CLEANINESS, FOREVER SUSPECT IN INCIDENCES INVOLVING ODDLY PIGMENTED STAINS OR EVER BEING COMPLETELY FREE OF RESIDUE.

AT LEAST I FINALLY GOT HIGH.
*phew!*
VIVA LA MARIJUANA!