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10 March 2007

Cat-a-pult: On a day when I needed some comic relief, here's what just happened...[More:]

It's a warm, sunny day. The back door is open (screen door closed), and the sun is streaming in. Little Cat, who's skittish and none too bright, is sprawled out in the sun, a few feet away from the screen door.

Mudpuppie walks through the living room in a typically clumsy fashion, knocks a glass off of the coffee table and onto the floor. It's loud! It shatters!

Little Cat -- using that prototypically feline sproingy-ness, but never actually using her feet -- leaves the ground and flies through the air, simultaneously contorting her body so that she's flying feet-first.

And, feet-first, she hits the screen door.... With enough feet-first-force to actually rip the screen out of the moulding.

And so Little Cat finds herself outside -- for the first time, pretty much ever -- and face to face with Porkchop, who's at least 6 inches taller than Little Cat.

I race outside to catch the startled Little Cat, shutting the screen door behind me so that Big Cat (who has a temper) doesn't escape as well.

Faced with a Porkchop and an anxious cat mama and more sensory stimulation that she's ever faced, Little Cat is so freaked out that she needs no convincing. She hopped right back through the hole she made in the screen door, and she's been hiding under the bed ever since.
Oh man, I can see it all so clearly and I'm laughing so hard!
posted by Specklet 10 March | 20:30
Ha!
posted by occhiblu 10 March | 20:32
That's really funny mup. I have witness said "sproingy-ness" a couple times and it's usually pretty funny.
posted by richat 10 March | 20:32
Hahaha aw poor thing.

I also find it hilarious that you have a chicken named Porkchop.
posted by CitrusFreak12 10 March | 20:40
*wipes tears from eyes*

One of my cats was named "cat-a-pult" for real. Her full name was "Kattapult Catastrophe Kinsky", as she was the daughter of "Natascha Kinsky" (my bro chose that name!) and we just called her "K.C.K" or "fjant" (meaning 'silly')

When she was nine she went mental from eating too much tuna. Never ever feed your cats tuna. Seriously. I birthed her (kinda, and her four siblings) from her mother in the tub, and by the time K.C.K arrived, mommy Natascha wasn't awake enough to do that whole "lick her alive" thing, so I did. Nine years later K.C.K attached me in that same bathroom for dropping a brush, because it was noisy. Telling ya's, mental! No tuna peeps!
posted by dabitch 10 March | 20:41
by the time K.C.K arrived, mommy Natascha wasn't awake enough to do that whole "lick her alive" thing, so I did.


I want to say "surely you don't mean literally", but I'm not entirely sure I want to know the truth.
posted by Lentrohamsanin 10 March | 22:12
Of all the times to not have a camera at the ready.
posted by deborah 10 March | 23:01
mudpuppie — you should know that the term you applied to LC has an exact equivalent in German xenopaleoacrobatics: Katzenurschproïngenheit.
posted by rob511 11 March | 00:22
Oh yeah, rob, I knew that. I just didn't want to sound pedantic.
posted by mudpuppie 11 March | 02:10
mudpuppie — you should know that the term you applied to LC has an exact equivalent in German xenopaleoacrobatics: Katzenurschproïngenheit.

While the word is good and bears repeating, the Germans don't count, because they'll invent a compound word for anything. They probably have a variety of compound words merely to describe the various kinds of unreliable toasters - always too dark, always too light, or always never the same way twice.
posted by loquacious 11 March | 04:29
Katzenurschproïngheit!
posted by ikkyu2 11 March | 11:33
Lentrohamsanin, you can't handle the truth!
posted by dabitch 11 March | 11:50
kittens are just cats with extra springs.
posted by dabitch 11 March | 11:50
If the grandbun could post, this would be a screaming thread... || THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD!

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