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07 March 2007
Overhead in Berkeley Mom to 4 year old: "If you don't calm down, we're going to have to spend some time in the post office!"
Have you ever noticed that all post offices smell exactly the same? There are no regional variations in post office odor. And they smell the same in California now as they did when I was a 4-year-old Texan. I guess it's the smell of paper, adhesives, and abject human suffering.
I used to threaten my kids with going shopping for ladies' dresses and trying on many, many things. It worked extremely well.
When my mum took my younger brother and I shopping and we got bored, we'd lurch behind her pretending to be lame and/or retarded. She'd hear whispers about "that poor woman" and turn around to look for the "poor woman" and we'd be back to our ..er.. normal selves. She eventually figured it out and, although pissed off, she laughed at our antics.