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26 February 2007

Headline-style update, please.

post by: Specklet at: 17:24 | 39 comments

Local Fatass Still Hasn't Done the Dishes Yet, Sources Say

posted by interrobang 26 February | 17:25

Locals Meet For Activity; Fun Had

posted by agropyron 26 February | 17:26

Area Woman Wastes Work Day; Is Unapologetic

posted by gaspode 26 February | 17:30

Local Woman Stays Inside to Avoid Snow; Doesn't Realize It's Not Even Cold Out

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 26 February | 17:31

Local Woman Asked to Write Obituaries For Grandparents' Future Demise

posted by initapplette 26 February | 17:37

Cat Completely Unimpressed By Rockin' Acoustic Guitar-Playing

posted by interrobang 26 February | 17:40

ME3DIA SIGHTED IN METAFILTER
POSTED TWICE, THEN VANISHED

(Nice two column, two deck hed.)

posted by me3dia 26 February | 17:40

Vacation to Area Man: Back to Work!

posted by Hellbient 26 February | 17:47

Local man spoils earlier sensible eating by pigging out at home. Waistline unimpressed, sources say.

posted by TheDonF 26 February | 17:47

Area Man Sits In Underwear All Day; Does Nothing

posted by cmonkey 26 February | 17:47

I-80 traffic stops on the rise.

posted by viachicago 26 February | 17:48

Headline-Style Update Written, Posted

posted by agropyron 26 February | 17:55

With boss and co-workers all out of office, woman says "The hell with this, I'm going home", leaves two hours early

posted by Specklet 26 February | 18:01

Local Woman Drinks Milk On Empty Stomach; Farts Uncontrollably

posted by hojoki 26 February | 18:09

Area Man Gets Toilet Fixed, Drinks Large Quantity Of Beer For Test Run.

posted by jonmc 26 February | 18:10

Area Woman Plays Sudoku, Reads Randi, Gets Paid Anyway.

posted by muddgirl 26 February | 18:12

Area Man Blows It Again
Witnesses Unsurprised

posted by dersins 26 February | 18:24

Local Man Finds Mold in Bed
Denies Responsibility

in other news:
Seeking a 12-Step Program for Sudoku Addiction
One Man's Decline into SudokuSlam Hell

posted by wendell 26 February | 18:44

Local Woman Justifies Skipping the Gym

posted by amro 26 February | 18:53

Local Woman Too Busy To

posted by matildaben 26 February | 18:58

lol, matildaben

posted by hojoki 26 February | 19:13

Fever and shivering gods team up with the car defect gods to pile up on qvantamon. Qvantamon not impressed, says "YOU CALL THAT A SMITING? BRING IT ON, BITCHES!"

posted by qvantamon 26 February | 19:28

Local Woman Too Busy To

That made me laugh really hard.

posted by Specklet 26 February | 19:31

Local Man Miraculously Resists Urge to Burn Down Workplace

posted by deadcowdan 26 February | 19:37

Procrastination!
Local Lad wastes time, life.

Or, as the Daily Express would probably have it:
PRINCESS DIANA WAS MURDERED.

posted by seanyboy 26 February | 19:42

Youngergirl44 stares at CCNA texbook, contemplates opening a bottle of champagne.

posted by youngergirl44 26 February | 19:58

Woman Returns From Trip; Ennui Ensues

posted by theora55 26 February | 20:23

"Ennui Ensues"
I like that almost as much as "Local Woman Too Busy To"

just for giggles...
Local Man Forgets Something-Or-Other, He Thinks

posted by wendell 26 February | 20:32

Cult Children Shoot Each Other Up In Ritualistic Basement Pellet Gun Battle, Mother Apathetic

posted by mygothlaundry 26 February | 20:32

Lazy Sod Lies On Couch All Day Programming Django.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 26 February | 20:37

Tremont resident eats 3/4# burger, watches Star Trek.

posted by sciurus 26 February | 20:43

Young scientist decides to skip Uni for the day, but then doesn't.

posted by dhruva 26 February | 21:42

Local man defines design requirements, straightens desk, goes home.

posted by safetyfork 26 February | 21:44

Hyperanalytical girl agonizes over how to thank boyfriend's father for a jar of honey.

posted by Fuzzbean 26 February | 22:02

Man Unimpressed With Life, Uncaring World Continues to Turn.

posted by dg 27 February | 00:12

Area Woman Spends Night at Mediocre, Snotty Hotel (w union Square); Nods Off During Oscars

posted by brujita 27 February | 01:51

Local woman to delocalise, relocalise in Glasgow

posted by By the Grace of God 27 February | 05:51

Area Woman Explodes at Unappreciative Family
Cold Silence Ensues

posted by redvixen 27 February | 09:20

Distant Man concurs: "Families Suck"

posted by dg 27 February | 17:20

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