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23 February 2007

Why is my nipple so manly? No, really.

All my undershirts wear through in one place, and that place is the LEFT NIPPLE area. A little nipple-sized hole wears into them right there.

Why me, O Lord? Why didst Thou see fit to bless/curse me with the world's MOST POWERFUL LEFT NIPPLE?

Anyone else have this problem?
posted by ikkyu2 23 February | 18:20
Maybe wear a bandaid over that nipple, like runners do?
posted by muddgirl 23 February | 18:24
Just be grateful that it doesn't shoot laserbeams. Man that can be embarassing sometimes.
posted by cmonkey 23 February | 18:25
Are you lactating?
Do you lead with that nipple?
posted by ethylene 23 February | 18:33
Moths!
posted by mischief 23 February | 18:38
Maybe wear a bandaid over that nipple, like runners do?

Or a little helmet like a Lego knight would wear? I bet it would snap right on.
posted by jrossi4r 23 February | 18:40
The Solution.
posted by danf 23 February | 18:43
This thread is useless without pictures.
posted by amro 23 February | 18:44
Pictures of your nipple wearing a superhero cape, that is.
posted by amro 23 February | 18:46
Just be thankfully you don't have my elbows.
posted by mullacc 23 February | 18:54
Do you carry your clipboard/pen/nametag/stethoscope there?

I do mean on the outside of your shirt, of course. Not directly against your nipple. But maybe something's rubbing on the fabric from the other side, too.
posted by occhiblu 23 February | 19:16
He hangs his clipboard from it.
posted by mischief 23 February | 19:36
see that's a side effect of nipple piercings they never tell you about.
posted by small_ruminant 23 February | 19:45
Just be grateful, 'cause I have inverse nipples and they are wearing holes in my lungs.
posted by alteredcarbon 23 February | 20:14
best comment ever.
posted by dabitch 23 February | 20:15
Wow.

Just wow.
posted by eriko 23 February | 21:02
Alteredcarbon, I just scared my cats by laughing out so loud. That was the BEST.
posted by redvixen 23 February | 21:30
*giggles uncontrolably*
posted by Specklet 23 February | 22:29
omg...i have been reading (lurking?) only lately because work/life is so crazy....so funny...no...hilarious...hysterical.....

aah...thanks...just...thank you.
i need this laugh
posted by karim satasha 23 February | 22:56
You know, we're actually ignoring the more pressing question: Why isn't his other nipple manly enough?
posted by occhiblu 23 February | 22:57
Because George Takei wants to have sex with it.
posted by Fuzzbean 24 February | 00:07
It's obvious. Your nipple has a penis.
posted by jonmc 24 February | 00:13
"Do you lead with that nipple?"— ethylene
Perfect answer to the question. HA./

Wear a pasty ]clicking 'images' and/or icon: NSFW[ or stop wearing those cheap T-shirts. 400 thread count cotton./

As Dorothy Parker said when she walked into a party, noticed guests playing a parlor game and was told they were ducking for apples, "that but for a typographical error is the story of my life."— from link.


posted by alicesshoe 24 February | 00:26
It's one of the initial manifestations of your eventual evolution of being able to do this (annoying J-pop warning).
posted by kkokkodalk 24 February | 00:44
What occhiblu said, both times.

The mister, "What the hell are you reading over there?!"
posted by deborah 24 February | 00:50
Perhaps you and jessicapierce have something physiologically in common?
posted by Medium Format 24 February | 09:25
It's a thelelith. Fuckin-a. Didn't they teach you about nipple-stones in Beverly Hills Upstairs Medical College? The only cure is to deliberately induce boneitis in the afflicted nipple and hope it doesn't spread.

For real: I bet there's something about the way you're put together or the way you carry yourself and move that ends up holding your undershirt more tightly against your skin there. Which is to say, it's your shoulder or something that's manly, and your nipple merely carries that manliness to the shirt.
posted by ROU Xenophobe 25 February | 11:50
It's a manliness transmitter!
posted by occhiblu 25 February | 13:02
OMG! || Was there just an earthquake (minor!) in SF?

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