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21 February 2007

In an attempt to beat the winter blues, dame and I are going on a Spears spree.→[More:]First we're going to shave our heads bald. Then we're going to go get tattoos. Then we're going to go hang out at strip clubs and see if strippers will let us borrow their clothes. I plan to hire papos to follow us around and take incriminating pictures to leak to the rags. Anyone who wants to come is welcome. Drugs and alcohol optional.

I'm excited, weeeeeeeeeeee. Winter gets me down.

post by: ThePinkSuperhero at: 15:46 | 34 comments

You know how people think that people and their dogs are pretty similar?

I have no doubts in my mind that were TPS a dog, she would be a chihuahua.
You're a freakin' dynamo.

I also didn't know if you were kidding or not until you mentioned hiring the paparazzi.
:P

posted by CitrusFreak12 21 February | 15:50

Heheh, I think I'd be more terrier than chihuahua. The only chihuahua I know just sleeps all day ::casts disapproving eye on lazy dog::

And I am so bored with my life at the moment that shaving my head and getting tattoos actually sounds very fun. I'm jealous, Britney! I want to go off to rehab in some warm place. I suppose I should develop some addictions first....

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 February | 15:52

Not joke. Donations needed. Sponsor a Britney today.

posted by dame 21 February | 15:56

Sponsor my downfall, lol.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 February | 16:04

This thread is. . . .you know the rest.

Lots.

posted by danf 21 February | 16:25

I'm sure Perez will be posting the stolen pictures of our adventure shortly after the papos take 'em.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 February | 16:26

If your debauchery takes you anywhere near Eugene, OR, I can arrange for a couple of very tacky situations for you guys, involving U of O football players, drag queens, gallons of Nancy's Yogurt.

Just give me a few hours notice so I can put out a press release.

posted by danf 21 February | 16:46

::puts Eugene, OR on Debauchery Itinerary::

Even when debauching, I always plan ahead.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 February | 16:58

We have spreadsheets.

posted by dame 21 February | 17:07

I think I could give y'all $6.35 for a visit to a barber. I demand photos in return. Oh, and that would be Canadian money. Do we have a deal?

posted by deborah 21 February | 17:16

Canadian Money!!!!! Mine as well give me monopoly money!!!!!!!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 February | 17:52

In all seriousness, just last night I was wondering how long it would be until women everywhere started shaving their heads, just like in the movie the Legend of Billie Jean. Britney is no Billie jean though...

posted by getoffmylawn 21 February | 18:04

I already did the shaved head and tattoo thing. Dern. How do I beat the winter blues?

posted by Specklet 21 February | 18:06

I'm hoping head shaving will become the rebellion of choice among emo teenage girls. "I hate my life, everything sucks! ::buzz buzz::"

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 February | 18:07

Britney is no Billie jean though

Fair is Fair!

posted by jrossi4r 21 February | 18:13

I shaved my head and have a tat already too. That is not the point.

posted by dame 21 February | 18:17

I forgot to mention of course, you aren't invited anyway.

posted by dame 21 February | 18:18

Ooooh, catfight!

posted by dg 21 February | 18:27

Ooooh burn!

Well, I wasn't inviting myself along, in case you hadn't noticed, I was just wondering what I could possibly find to do in podunk Portland...

posted by Specklet 21 February | 19:19

Have camera. Will travel.

posted by ikkyu2 21 February | 19:22

jrossi4r you slay me my sister...

posted by getoffmylawn 21 February | 19:25

TPS, I just remembered that you were in my dream last night. Though I don't think you did much other than look cute and blink a lot. It was a very weird dream.

posted by occhiblu 21 February | 19:52

i'm down.

my weave is currently infected with lice, clippers are in hand, and a $2 wig is in a wal-mart bag by my side.

but i can't even buy a cheap, shitty sweater from urban outfitters without regretting it long after i get rid of it...so i can't imagine tattoos are a smart idea for me.

posted by scala di seta 21 February | 20:36

Big whoop. Me, wino and the Janus are going on a Who spree. Anybody wanna spring for hotel rooms to trash and a rolls to drive nto a swimming pool? We'll do our part by drinking excessively.

posted by jonmc 21 February | 21:28

I think I'll go on a spree where I act responsibly and pay my bills and make my kid do his homework and dress in a nice cashmere twin set and maybe even stop by a church.

Something, you know, totally different than my regular life. In which I ~~CENSORED~~

posted by mygothlaundry 21 February | 21:35

I'm going on a spree spree thanks, tangy candy pellets 24/7 my friends.

posted by Divine_Wino 21 February | 21:46

This is the funniest shit. This post is useless without pix KTHXBI.

posted by viachicago 21 February | 21:53

Ha, occhiblu! You were in a dream I had a few weeks ago! I almost told you about it, but then decided that would be too weird. Now, of course, I can't remember what happened. But it was very odd, lol.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 February | 22:28

jrossi4r you slay me my sister...

well, call ye coppers, matey..yarr

posted by jonmc 21 February | 22:35

Dream twins! Woo!

I think that means we're responsible for getting mgl her twin set.

posted by occhiblu 21 February | 22:40

Yes, we must present it to her in person. Each wearing a matching set. With our shaved heads and tattoos, of course.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 February | 23:05

Of course!

posted by occhiblu 21 February | 23:25

This is me not saying all the rude things I've thought of.

posted by dame 21 February | 23:50

Awww, you're so cute when you're irked, dame.

*pinches dame's cheek*

I'll leave it to the reader to figure out which cheek.

posted by deborah 22 February | 14:10

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