I'm sorry about your errand-running problems.

BUT. THAT IS A VERY CUTE DRESS YOU HAVE ON IN YOUR MYSPACE PICTURE. IF I DIDN'T HAVE FOOTBALL PLAYER SHOULDERS AND A FAT ASS I WOULD WANT ONE JUST LIKE IT.

AWW, THANKS, FBK. I'VE HAD THAT DRESS SINCE 1995. IT'S MY FAVORITE PARTY DRESS.

THAT SUCKS!

I HAVE DETERMINED THAT STARTING ONE'S MORNING WITH THE TOILET OVERFLOWING IS NOT RELAXING OR WEEKEND-Y! AT ALL! IN FACT, IT IS SUPERGROSS!

DOWN WITH ZIPCARS! UP WITH SMARTCARS!

CAN'T YOU RENT A CAR FOR AROUND $25 TO $40 A DAY? I USE TO DO IT ALL THE TIME. ZIP CARS SOUND PRETTY COOL, THOUGH.

I WAS GOING TO WATCH ONE OF THE MOVIES I HAVEN'T WATCHED YET BUT I ENDED UP SCREWING AROUND ON THE INTERNET INSTEAD.
NOW I'M JUST HEADBOBBINGLY TIRED.
I GODDAMN LOVE THAT kitty! IN THE LINK.

I SHOULD HAVE DONE LAUNDRY OR NUMEROUS OTHER THINGS I SHOULD HAVE DONE BUT INSTEAD I HAVE BEEN WATCHING CARTOONS AND kitty! (WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PEOPLE HARASSING SLEEPING KITTIES?) AND READING ODD BITS, BLURBS AND WIKLETS ABOUT THINGS I WILL NEVER USE--
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO TAKE A NAP OR FORGE INTO MILD DEBAUCHERY.
I REALLY SHOULDN'T SLEEP FOR A FEW HOURS AT LEAST.

I HAVE NO BLOG BUT I NEED YELLING. LOVE SUCKS! A LOT. NO, WAIT. LOVE RULES, BUT...

BEING A COMPLICATED, INTENSE, COMPLEX, EARNEST, HONEST WEIRDO SUCKS - BECAUSE IT SCARES OFF EVEN THE COOL, WEIRD GIRLS AND EVEN IF I'M SO HONESTLY SWEET AND YET DASHINGLY HANDSOME AND SILVERTONGUED THAT I COULD WOO THE SOCKS OFF OF DAMN NEAR ANYONE I WANTED TO, DAMN NEAR NO ONE IS WEIRD ENOUGH FOR ME AND THEY BORE ME TO TEARS AND IT'S MOOT ANYWAY 'CAUSE I KEEP SCARING THEM OFF AND GODDAMNIT I WANT TO HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.

CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WIERDO EMAILS FROM WEIRDO GIRLS

OMG IF ONLY LOQUACIOUS WERE A LESBIAN I'D BE SO INTO HIM BUT I'M ALWAYS MEETING COOL WEIRD GUYS AS THERE ARE MORE OF THEM THAN COOL WEIRD LESBIANS SO ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE COOL WEIRD GUYS. DAMMIT. WHERE ARE THE COOL WEIRD LESBIANS?

FIRST DAY OFF IN TWO WEEKS AND I HAVE TO SPEND IT MOVING OUT OF MY EX'S APARTMENT. AND IT'S RAINING SO I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I'M GOING TO MOVE MY MATTRESS WITHOUT IT GETTING WET WHICH I DON'T WANT BECAUSE IT'S VERY NICE AND WAS EXPENSIVE. SHE SAID I COULD USE HER CAR TO MOVE, BUT AN HOUR AGO DECIDED IT WAS TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE AROUND ME PACKING UP MY STUFF SO SHE TOOK THE CAR AND LEFT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN SHE'S COMING BACK. MY ROOMATES SAID THAT I COULD USE THEIR CARS AND THAT THEY'D HELP BUT I LEFT MY PHONE AT THE NEW APARTMENT LAST NIGHT AND SO I HAVE NO WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANYONE.

I made some delicious guacamole to eat while I'm packing, though, so I've got that going for me.

GAH, THAT SUCKS. IS THEIR ANY WAY YOU CAN GET ONE OF THOSE GIANT PLASTIC BAGS FROM A MATTRESS PLACE BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS JUST GONNA BE DUCT TAPING GARBAGE BAGS TOGETHER.

Man, i'm gonna eat delicious guacamole in hopes a ride appears.

MAYBE IT WILL MAKE MORE WEIRD GIRLS SHOW UP

I WANT ETH'S MAGIC GUACAMOLE!

Not that I need a ride, or am particularly in need of weird girls at this particular moment. But it sounds like a fun time regardless.

I GOT STOOD UP TODAY! I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LUNCH DATE WITH A GUY WHO SEEMED REALLY PROMISING BUT HE NEVER SHOWED, NEVER CALLED! WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT I WOKE UP WITH A GUT FEELING THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!! GRRRRR!

(At least I didn't travel very far, and I had a rather delicious lunch anyway.)

BASTARD!
THE DELICIOUS GUACAMOLE DOES NOT LOOK SO DELICIOUS AS IT WAS NOT AIRTIGHT. IT STILL TASTES DELICIOUS.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE WEIRD GIRLS NOW?

I KINDA GOT PLANS BLOWN OFF FOR THIS WEEK TOO, APPARENTLY. AS FAR AS I KNOW. NO BACKSIES, DAMMIT. SNOOZING LOSERS.

MECHA IS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO STAY AWAKE IN FINE COMPANY IN A STATE OF UNSEEMLY COMFORT WITH THE ABILITY TO SHARE FOOD AND YET NOT WORRY SOMEONE WILL HAVE EATED IT.

I'VE BEEN KEEPING WEIRD HOURS.
IT'S MAKING ME A BIT SWEARY.
I'M TRYING TO AVOID THE FUCKITY FUCKS.

MY BOY HAS RETURNED TO HIS ANCESTRAL ABODE FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS! I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR A SUBSTITUTE BOYFRIEND.