MetaChat - Look who's playing my local (way too large for you, pal) venue tonight!

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06 February 2007

Look who's playing my local (way too large for you, pal) venue tonight! And, like a fule, I'm sitting at home? WTF am I thinking?!

post by: TheDonF at: 15:53 | 19 comments

Steven Seagal is wet and a weed, as any fule kno.

posted by elizard 06 February | 15:59

HA! Once during Mardi Gras Steven Seagal pleaded with me to lift my top. Pig! I don't bare my breasts to strangers. Especially not for some two-bit actor and wannabe musician. ;-)

posted by LoriFLA 06 February | 16:00

Wow. So this isn't a joke? Sad.

posted by redvixen 06 February | 16:26

WTF indeed.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 06 February | 16:27

No - no joke! And look at the length of the tour he's doing - that's a serious amount of dates for a UK tour. The venues are, from the ones that I recognise, surprisingly large. Unless there's something I don't know about, like all of his fans will lap up anything he does, he's been really badly advised on those.

posted by TheDonF 06 February | 16:35

Here are some music clips. He's a blues guitarist.

He's a blues guitarist.

He's a blues guitarist??

He's a blues guitarist!

(just checking to see which punctutation looks the most appropriate)

posted by iconomy 06 February | 16:44

My Guitars – An avid collector with several hundred guitars in his possession including a classic Gibson Sunburst from the late Freddy King and guitars that had belonged to BB King, Jimi Hendrix and Muddy Waters among many others.

"Mr Smith's house was found with several hundred pr0n magazines and the entire recorded works of John Holmes and Evan Stone. Investigators also found receipts for over 1000 lonely hearts adverts. Mr Smith, 50, died a bachelor, a virgin and alone."

posted by TheDonF 06 February | 17:07

All goes to show that being rich enough to buy lots of fancy instruments doesn't make you a good musician. As if anybody needed telling.

Or... has anyone actually heard him? Maybe he is OSSEM!

posted by chrismear 06 February | 17:14

Perhaps he's a David Hasselhoff wannabe? Just think - the fame, the fortune, the video vixens!

posted by redvixen 06 February | 18:03

And who would dare heckle him?

Although I see he's too chicken to come to Essex.
*yells* "Oi! Seagal!"

posted by essexjan 06 February | 18:05

Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall veterans reprazent!

I saw the Sooty and Sweep show there when I was 6 and got to go on stage because it was my birthday. Bow before my powers...

posted by greycap 06 February | 18:12

Wow! That is impressive. I saw Sooty & Sweep in Mablethorpe when I was about 7. I always preferred Sweep, he had more personality than Sooty and he talked and stole sausages.

I couldn't believe it last time I saw them on TV, three or four years ago. They've given them legs.

posted by essexjan 06 February | 18:20

They've given them legs.

Is nothing sacred any more...

posted by greycap 06 February | 18:26

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?! Legs? Pfft - that's the last time I watch that, then.

greycap: check local listings as the Chuckle Brothers come down 2 or 3 times a year. And Postman Pat and, if we're really lucky, some kind of Mr Men thing. If you want, I'll see if I can get you tickets. Also it looks as though Longplayer is going to be demolished - the landlords had planning permission and, as of this evening, it's covered in scaffolding and sheeting. Sigh

posted by TheDonF 06 February | 18:39

*wonders why TheDonF is still single*

posted by essexjan 06 February | 18:47

Fucking ouch.

posted by chrismear 06 February | 18:50

Meh, I've had worse.

posted by TheDonF 06 February | 19:03

I think I might see him at the St Albans Arena, to just to stake out old haunts. And because i love his music, obviously.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 06 February | 20:20

Steven Seagal killed Firefox. Twice. I wanna kick his ass.

posted by deborah 07 February | 13:20

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