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05 February 2007

Knork!!!!!!!!!!!!

post by: arse_hat at: 16:44 | 10 comments

This is perfect. Hopefully, by using this device, I can make myself look like the Captain in Pan's Labrynth! Either that, or just cut up the inside of my mouth a lot! Yay!

posted by CitrusFreak12 05 February | 16:51

Does it come in titanium?

posted by mrmoonpie 05 February | 17:00

I can make myself look like the Captain in Pan's Labrynth!
OMG! Squick! The scene with the stitches was even worse than the bit in Masturbatory Commander where the doctor does surgery on himself, using a mirror.

posted by pieisexactlythree 05 February | 17:23

I like the Knork. It's perfect for the lazy man. No knife required.

**Caution. Pan's Labyrinth spoilers ahead.***

The stitches scene didn't bother me at all. I did bow my head for the bottle to the face, the saw to the leg, and other disturbing scenes.

posted by LoriFLA 05 February | 17:39

Norks

posted by TheDonF 05 February | 18:43

But is it SAFE?

posted by safetyfork 05 February | 18:47

Knork, knork.

Who's there?

posted by wendell 06 February | 03:23

Who's there?

Tank.

posted by bigblueroom 06 February | 04:22

Am I the only one pronouncing the first "k"? Kuh - nork.

Probably. *sigh*

posted by deborah 06 February | 11:31

A very special utensil.

posted by Eideteker 06 February | 14:23

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