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Homer: Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.
Rendering plant employee: Four pounds of grease...that comes to...sixty-three cents.
Homer: Woo hoo!
Bart: Dad, all that bacon cost you twenty-seven dollars.
Homer: Yeah, but your mom paid for that!
Bart: But doesn't she get her money from you?
Homer: And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?
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