That was the "#3 guy," who others said was merely "the guy who made the coffee."

But it was really bad coffee.

...who carries a $25m bounty on head...

That's a damn expensive chocolate bar.

I have a confession to make - I thought that Gerald Ford was already dead too. You can imagine my surprise when he died again.

That's a damn expensive chocolate bar.

Heeeeee....I laughed out loud!

Depending on the fiber in his diet, I'd expect Bin Laden has a new #2 every day.

According to CNN (ugh), Hamed Jumaa Al Saeedi was captured on Sept. 6, 2006 and was "al Qaeda's No. 2 operative in Iraq", his capture striking "a 'severe blow' to al Qaeda". uh huh, yeah, right. That's why 5 months later they've all but given up.
Sheikh Ayman al-Zawahiri is high in the organisation, but I can't find any handy numerical designation for him. Obviously they're not handing out ranks as it throws the West into chaos. Well, the news stations, anyways.

I remember reading a profile on this guy in the New Yorker back in '02. Freedom is on the march.

Dude drops a new mixtape more frequently than 50 Cent!

seems like every six months they kill the #2 guy. Or at least thats what they say. Personally I'm not sure how they can be so sure of the rank of the members, but be unable to locate number 1.

"You are number Six! I am number Two!"
"I'm a Man, not a number!"