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22 January 2007

Welcome to teh Internets!!! 18-year-old marine who is actually a married 47-year factory worker kills 22-year coworker over 18-year-old teenager who is actually the 40-something mother of said teenager.

Now... let's go back to discussing the dating service on MeCha.

post by: qvantamon at: 16:38 | 21 comments

I think it's time to confess. I'm actually a slavering one-eyed mother of three from Bayonne. The guy at the meetups is a paid model.

posted by jonmc 22 January | 16:40

Hope he's not paid very much!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 22 January | 16:45

You paid that mook? Is that why you're taking it out on us?

posted by ethylene 22 January | 16:45

at that point and time

I think he meant point in time, though of course the phrase is redundant when referring to events.

My true identity? I'm that snarky, patchy-goatee'd high school kid who works at the video store, and I'm keeping notes on everything you rent.

posted by Miko 22 January | 16:49

Holy crap!

posted by me3dia 22 January | 16:49

Hope he's not paid very much!

Not as much as you paid yours. (TPS is actually a 6'7" truck driver from Kansas named Burt).

posted by jonmc 22 January | 16:50

And Twinkie(sp?) is actually her big-ass rottweiler.

posted by qvantamon 22 January | 16:53

No, that's me, jon.

posted by mrmoonpie 22 January | 16:53

you're a big ass rottweiler?

posted by jonmc 22 January | 16:54

...and quonsar is actually beautiful 18 year old redhead. Don't tell anyone.

posted by pieisexactlythree 22 January | 16:55

I did have to pay extra for the fabulous good looks, yes :D

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 22 January | 16:56

is this where i say "head asplodes"?

btw, when's the movie come out? omfg this is nuts.

posted by freudianslipper 22 January | 16:58

"Killed by teh Internets"

They say the Internet is a series of tubes. For him, it was a smoking barrel. Next Thursday, on Lifetime.

posted by qvantamon 22 January | 17:02

A few years ago, a woman with whom I'd just broken up took out a new Yahoo email address so she could answer my personal ad. Over the course of a few IM chats, she got me to talk about my reasons for breaking up with her. She fessed up, thankfully, instead of shooting me.

posted by mrmoonpie 22 January | 17:02

This is sort of like the old guys who had a sexual relationship with a 12-year-old boy and tried to enroll him as school (one of them posed as his grandfather) and then were really upset to learn that he was actually a 29-year-old sex offender.

Because, you know, that's much worse than having sex with a pre-teen.

posted by mudpuppie 22 January | 17:04

I am actually a very kinky Japanese schoolgirl. I collect cans of spray-on sock glue. I can "kancho" you from 100 feet away.

posted by loquacious 22 January | 17:08

LunaticFringe hasn't figured out I'm a squirrel yet.

posted by sciurus 22 January | 17:16

≡ Click to see image ≡

A classic from 1993

posted by arse_hat 22 January | 18:48

I was born less than a mile from where the killer lived. I grew up less than a mile and a half away, and the school bus I rode went right through that neighborhood (which, come to think of it, was a little seedy back then....)

posted by Doohickie 22 January | 20:10

I don't understand the purpose of posting the address.

posted by mudpuppie 22 January | 21:00

I agree. That's not cool. I've deleted the comment with the link to his address.

posted by seanyboy 23 January | 03:50

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