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That would be pretty cool but it would be even cooler if all that ruckus woke up some giant 500 foot tall tentacle-faced monster that devoured Bambi and the crowd and then the town and stomped everything to pieces and it was getting bigger so they nuked it and it got even bigger and they realized they had to freeze it instead so they strapped together like 5 Space Shuttles and twenty extra external tanks filled with inert liquid nitrogen to make a big ass cryogenic bomb and on board was Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson and like Rachel Ray and Stone Phillips and like, damn, thousands of really obnoxious and useless celebrities packed inside and strapped all over the outside and shit. Man would that be cool.