things that are good:

1. Tonight - Studio 60 on the Specklet Strip.
2. Ohio St./Florida BCS Championship game. (5pm PST)
3. There is an actual trolley car that will take me to my new job for a dollar a ride.
4. Both the Hawks and the Patriots are still in the playoffs.
5. I haven't bitten you in a long time.

You want me to bus down there so you can hide me under your desk?

You could read a chapter from my brother's book (available at all good bookshops in a country near you) or an article he wrote on London's traffic wardens.

Or you could watch some, frankly very strange and possibly NSFW Salad Fingers animations

Or, well, errrrr...
Seriously - with tweazers?! Eye watering!

I had a dream this past weekend that I was visiting Specklet. I had just arrived and she was getting ready to leave for work and I asked oh, where do you work? She turns to me and says: I'm a stripper, but I don't make a lot of money because I don't take my overalls off.

There are about three assaults on PAs every day in London. Over the past couple of years, they have been knifed, run over, splashed with chemicals, burnt with hot tar, attacked with chainsaws and stabbed with dirty hypodermic syringes. And all this for £6.70 an hour.

Wow. That's a great article, TheDonF.

cmonkey, cool thanks :) You could always let my bro' know - he loves getting feedback from people. There's some more of his articles on that site, if you're interested.