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04 January 2007

Cat page expanding exponentially! This was posted a while back, but every time I go back, it's doubled in size! Dear God! When will it stop!?
post by: pieisexactlythree at: 18:20 | 31 comments
OMG kitties!
posted by NucleophilicAttack 04 January | 18:22
Best. Gif. Ever.
posted by essexjan 04 January | 18:43
cat + bunny
posted by youngergirl44 04 January | 18:55
Squeeee!
posted by Specklet 04 January | 19:11
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and OMG! bubees is here! all hail bubees.
posted by dabitch 04 January | 19:13
EJ, this one is pretty cute too!
posted by pieisexactlythree 04 January | 19:16
Dear God! When will it stop!?

The day it stops is the day I throw myself off a bridge.
posted by mudpuppie 04 January | 19:21
When the internet becomes self-aware, it will have the personality of a cat.

It will want constant massage from us. Except when it doesn't.

It will want to knead its too-sharp claws into our too-soft flesh at will.

It will kill things, leave them messily at our doorstep (or worse, underneath our computer desks or beds) as a "gift", expect us to absolve it of its murder, and then clean the carcass up.

When we leave it for extended periods of time, it will pee all over and/or rip to shreds every personal item we hold dear.

It has already been scanned, so no need for that.

It will take up an interest in bonsai.

It will want us to open its cans of nourishment, then expect us to clean up its smelly shit which it will, perhaps thankfully, most likely leave in a box filled with sand. The irony is delicious to it. Especially if the sand "clumps".

It will be armed for war.

...and will most definitely watch you masturbate.
posted by WolfDaddy 04 January | 19:26
also, it will bend spoons with its mind & jazzhands.
posted by dabitch 04 January | 19:33
Why does everyone assume cats can't spell?

Never mind. I love this one!
posted by mygothlaundry 04 January | 19:45
MGL, that one (or at least a variant on it) was also cross posted in the Cute Overload Cats n' Racks department.
posted by pieisexactlythree 04 January | 19:48
I have no idea what you're talking about,
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so here is a bunny with a pancake on its head.*



*The part of Bunny is played by Cat; the part of Pancake is played by Toast
posted by Doohickie 04 January | 20:15
Why does everyone assume cats can't spell?

It's not so much that they can't spell, just that they can't type.
posted by pieisexactlythree 04 January | 20:19
cats can certainly type properly, they just refuse
posted by youngergirl44 04 January | 20:38
My cat has an amanuensis.
posted by jrossi4r 04 January | 21:09
Not cat.
posted by mygothlaundry 04 January | 21:30
Or, conversely, I'm in ur link, finding ur parakeets.
posted by mygothlaundry 04 January | 21:31
The parakeet is an honorary cat.... there was a link about it on MeFi a while back.
posted by Doohickie 04 January | 21:40
there was a link about it on MeFi a while back
That qualifies as fpp material these days? Maybe I should consider going back there...
posted by pieisexactlythree 04 January | 21:43
and yet they still delete all of my fpps

but I'm not bitter....

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posted by Doohickie 04 January | 22:04
heh. I just left there from sending my daughter a link to this one.

Doohickie: what you said about pancake played by toast was teh funny.
posted by auntbunny 04 January | 22:24
An addition to Specklet's flickr stream.
posted by deborah 04 January | 23:27
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posted by loquacious 04 January | 23:50
My cat is also expanding exponentially, so this is wonderful.
posted by Miko 05 January | 01:04
Miko, is this your cat?
posted by pieisexactlythree 05 January | 01:38
They've only got a static version of this:
posted by me3dia 05 January | 02:10
This will always be my favorite, as it spawned the personal ad via which I met my wife:
Every time you answer someone else's ad, God kills a kitten. Tall urban hipster urges you to please, think of the kittens.
posted by mrmoonpie 05 January | 10:19
This reminds me of Arthur Clarke's Nine Billion Names of God.

Soon the last Interweb Cat will be collected, and overhead, slowly, one by one, the stars will go out.
posted by ikkyu2 05 January | 12:03
Hey, my image didn't show up:
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posted by me3dia 05 January | 12:20
This will always be my favorite, as it spawned the personal ad via which I met my wife

Then perhaps you'll find this amusing.
posted by Doohickie 06 January | 01:43
Years ago, I linked the cat and moose picture in a comment on MetaFilter. A Canadian member--I don't remember who anymore--popped up and said they knew the guy who took the picture. I just did a search and couldn't find it but it's in there somewhere.

I don't care for the captioned pictures very much. And, boy, that I'm in ur stuff is way past the stick a fork in it, it's done stage.
posted by y2karl 06 January | 14:21
← Cat! Bunny gameboy! OMG! || hilarious (probably will be gone soon) →

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