The world's worst birthday present is no more! Both my husband and
my mother (?!?!) found ways to tactfully suggest that perhaps those books were not really the best idea and that she might want to return them and get me something else.
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So instead, I am the proud owner of a giant bottle of Kiehl's Creme de Corps and a gift certificate to the local hair salon.
I do not know if they were trying to protect me or her, but I'm actually quite pleased that they interfered.
I'm off to dinner! Thanks again for being so lovely to me when my feelings were so bruised.