I am considering purchasing at-home internets solely for the pleasure of your company. I miss you so.

I want giant armored bears to rip my flesh to pieces on the snow, and then make huge cracking sounds as the sweetmeats underneath my rib cage are exposed to the cold, cold air.

But enough about me, how are YOU doing, my man?

You are stuffed with sweetmeats?

Will you settle for an epee-wielding squirrel?

I'm awesome. I love my job, I have a nutty girlfriend and I just got a gym membership and it is open ass-early. I'm gonna see my momma this weekend for the first time in months and I'm wearing comfortable shoes. The only thing my diet it missing is more Metachat.

How would bears put armour on? They don't have opposable thumbs, do they?

"How would bears put armour on? "
The footmen help them into it silly.

mmmm thymus.

I have a nutty girlfriend

Hah.

HI SCIURUS! What's shakin'?

Oh my god I'm wearing so much armor right now!

That's heavy.

Scurius, have I told you lately that you rock? That cd...it's just...just...well, you rock!!!!

I was just thinking of you the other day and wondering where you were at when I was feeding the squirrels some peanuts.

We just started feeding them and I think they're used to being chased off by cats or people, so they're still really wary but I actually got one to come down out of the tree and get within about 2 feet of me to grab a peanut from the ground. It's a start.

And they're so freakin' cute when they've eaten the first two or three peanuts and then they go about hiding and burying the rest of them for later. zomg. Yay squirrels.

I was just looking at deborah's post and thinking about you. Then I scrolled down and...Yay! Hi! You're missed!

I just got a gym membership and it is open ass-early.

Exercise kills. I feel compelled to point that out.

I am considering purchasing at-home internets solely for the pleasure of your company.

MeCha, the killer app that made the series of tubes economically viable.