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15 December 2006

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD [More:]THE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WHO ARE BUILDING A NEW HOUSE ON THE PROPERTY NEXT TO MINE DROVE THROUGH MY BACKYARD WITH HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE I WAS AWAY AT WORK! MY BACKYARD WILL NOT EARN ME A SIX-PAGE SPREAD IN HOUSE BEAUTIFUL, BUT I WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE IT FUCKED UP BY TWO-FOOT-WIDE TIRE TRACKS THAT RUN FROM CORNER TO CORNER, THANK YOU!

BY THE WAY, THE HOUSE THEY'RE WORKING ON IS SINGULARLY HIDEOUS! YOU WOULD THINK THAT A HOUSE CAN'T BE BOTH BRAND NEW AND AN EYESORE, BUT YOU'D BE WRONG!

THIS IS A GOOD REASON TO RENT AND NOT BUY--I CAN CALL MY LANDLORD AND TELL HIM TO RAISE HELL, SAVING ME THE TROUBLE, BECAUSE THE EXTENT OF MY INCLINATION TO RAISE HELL PRETTY MUCH ENDS AT STARTING THE OCCASIONAL SHOUTING THREAD!
THE DENTIST STUFFED PACKS OF SHIT IN MY GUMS THAT MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE CLOVES! I HAVE A DINNER PARTY TOMORROW AND I WONT BE ABLE TO TASTE THE GOD DAMN FOOD!111
posted by pieisexactlythree 15 December | 13:58
INATICULATE HOWL
posted by Miko 15 December | 14:18
THE DENTIST STUFFED PACKS OF SHIT IN MY GUMS THAT MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE CLOVES! I HAVE A DINNER PARTY TOMORROW AND I WONT BE ABLE TO TASTE THE GOD DAMN FOOD!111

IF YOU'RE LUCKY, THEY'LL SERVE BAKED HAM!!!!
posted by jonmc 15 December | 14:22
THE PIZZA JOINT I WORK AT IS SLOWLY BEING TAKEN OVER BY THIS DICKBAG THAT USED THE APPLEBEES IN TOWN...CAMERAS AND STUPID STUFF LIKE THAT...WE USED TO GET ONE FREE BEER AFTER EVERY SHIFT, AND HALF PRICED BEER AFTER THAT, BUT NOW WE GET NOTHING!!!
DAMN YOU SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA...
posted by Schyler523 15 December | 14:31
*USED TO RUN ALL THE APPLEBEES IN TOWN*

I CANT TYPE WHEN IM SHOUTING!!!

on the upside my liver is probably happy about this...
posted by Schyler523 15 December | 14:33
HI SCHYLER! WHEN DID YOU COME BACK??
posted by gaspode 15 December | 14:37
MY STOMACH HURTS LIKE CRAZY! I THINK I HAVE AN ULCER OR POSSIBLY MY BODY HAS BEGUN MANUFACTURING ITS OWN ANTABUSE!
posted by mygothlaundry 15 December | 14:42
I CAME BACK WHEN I REMEMBERED TO GO TO THE LIBRARY TO HANG OUT WITH YOU ALL...AND IM QUITTING MY AFOREMENTIONED JOB AND HAVE SOME EXTRA TIME!

IM ALSO A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT THE WINTER SOLSTICE IN 2012!
posted by Schyler523 15 December | 14:54
YOU WOULD THINK THAT A HOUSE CAN'T BE BOTH BRAND NEW AND AN EYESORE
Actually, most of the new houses around here are hideous. Poorly designed, poorly made and a real blight on the otherwise lovely landscape.

IM ALSO A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT THE WINTER SOLSTICE IN 2012
That's my birthday! What's going to happen?!?
posted by jrossi4r 15 December | 15:23
Oh wait. I forgot to shout.

WHY DOES THE SIMPLE ACT OF DROPPING OFF MY KID AT MY INLAWS HAVE TO TURN INTO A SCENE FROM "WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF" ONLY WITHOUT THE BOOZE? GOOD GRIEF PEOPLE. LIGHTEN THE F*CK UP.
posted by jrossi4r 15 December | 15:26
We had our company Christmas party today. It was great, except SOMEONE WALKED OFF WITH MY TUPPERWARE FULL OF HOMEMADE COOKIES! NOW I HAVE TO TRACK DOWN THAT BOWL!
posted by muddgirl 15 December | 15:42
DAMMIT! TUPPERWARE AIN'T CHEAP! YOU FIND THOSE PEOPLE, MUDDGIRL!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 15 December | 15:47
I THINK THERE ARE TOO MANY SHOUTING THREADS ON METACHAT!
posted by eamondaly 15 December | 16:00
ARTICULATE HOWL! (THESIS TO FOLLOW!)
posted by Lipstick Thespian 15 December | 16:07
I'M HUNGRY! AND THERE'S NOTHING BUT SNACKY-BAD-FOR-YOU STUFF TO EAT AROUND THE OFFICE. I DIDN'T BRING A HEALTHY SNACK TODAY BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY. ONE MORE HOUR TO GO BEFORE THE WEEKEND ARRIVES! HOPEFULLY I'LL GET THE GREENLIGHT TO LEAVE SOON BECAUSE DID I MENTION I'M HUNGRY?!
posted by phoenixc 15 December | 16:08
NECK HURTS. MUST BUY NEW PILLOW.
posted by getoffmylawn 15 December | 16:11
MIKO:

INA(R)TICULATE HOWL

I WOULD LIKE TO HOWL, ALSO. AND I LIKE HOW YOUR HOWL REALLY IS INARTICULATE. IT'S A NICE TOUCH!
posted by halonine 15 December | 19:29
Greetings from Ohio! || Stupid ordering over the Internet

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