THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD →[More:]THE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WHO ARE BUILDING A NEW HOUSE ON THE PROPERTY NEXT TO MINE DROVE THROUGH MY BACKYARD WITH HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE I WAS AWAY AT WORK! MY BACKYARD WILL NOT EARN ME A SIX-PAGE SPREAD IN HOUSE BEAUTIFUL, BUT I WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE IT FUCKED UP BY TWO-FOOT-WIDE TIRE TRACKS THAT RUN FROM CORNER TO CORNER, THANK YOU!

BY THE WAY, THE HOUSE THEY'RE WORKING ON IS SINGULARLY HIDEOUS! YOU WOULD THINK THAT A HOUSE CAN'T BE BOTH BRAND NEW AND AN EYESORE, BUT YOU'D BE WRONG!

THIS IS A GOOD REASON TO RENT AND NOT BUY--I CAN CALL MY LANDLORD AND TELL HIM TO RAISE HELL, SAVING ME THE TROUBLE, BECAUSE THE EXTENT OF MY INCLINATION TO RAISE HELL PRETTY MUCH ENDS AT STARTING THE OCCASIONAL SHOUTING THREAD!