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02 December 2006

I Demand To Know.... →[More:]why I haven't been using No Drip 12 Hour Nasal Spray for the last four days? Instead I've been suffering terribly and not sleeping for crap. I got some spray tonight and damned if I'm not completely cleared up! It is AWESOME!

What do you demand to know?

post by: fenriq at: 23:34 | 18 comments

Also, I saw a chimpanzee doing the macarena today. That was pretty funny.

posted by fenriq 02 December | 23:35

I demand to know why I'm so tired, even though I slept all last night and took a long nap tonight.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 02 December | 23:54

I demand to know exactly when I became old enough to think that a 10pm start time is exceedingly late.

I'm tired, dammit, I don't want to trek across the city and go stand in a bar.

Sigh.

posted by occhiblu 03 December | 00:17

Also, I demand to know when I started thinking of a 30min. walk as "trekking across the city."

posted by occhiblu 03 December | 00:20

I demand to know why I get older but not wiser.

posted by cmonkey 03 December | 00:32

I demand to know where I got the bright idea to watch Full Metal Jacket and Salvador back to back. Great movies both, yes. But now I'm despairing for humanity.

(oddly, after reading Dispatches and Tim Page's autobiography as a young man, I had daydreams of being a gonzo war correspondent like them or Hunter S. Thompson or the legendary Flynn & Stone. It never happened. I'm not sure whether to feel relieved or gypped)

posted by jonmc 03 December | 00:37

Great photo of Flynn & Stone. Man, what badasses. Those guys were cool.

posted by jonmc 03 December | 00:39

I demand to know if fenriq's dancing monkey is related to his usage of 12-hour nasal spray.

posted by NoMich 03 December | 00:41

No, no, the chimp was well before I finally wised up and got the nasal spray. I nearly filmed it with my digital camera but the screaming baby in the background would have detracted from its hilarity.

And I've checked YouTube but no luck! It was good too!

posted by fenriq 03 December | 01:17

Where???!! Where, fenriq, did you see a chimp doing the macarena? We need to know!!

posted by essexjan 03 December | 04:38

In fact, we DEMAND to know!

posted by essexjan 03 December | 04:39

I demand to know if he really loves me
Actually I don't, and I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my brain for thinking of that song. Stupid brain

posted by TheDonF 03 December | 07:01

Actually, I demand to know why the dick in the flat next to me wouldn't give his very pissed off girlfriend her phone back last night at about 1:15am, resulting in a massive argument. Thanks, because I wasn't tired enough as it was yesterday. And now today.

posted by TheDonF 03 December | 07:04

I demand to know why cats are always yowling at me when all their needs are clearly met and I've just petted them within an inch of their lives.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 03 December | 10:19

I demand to know what's wrong with my left arm! I'm calling the doc on Monday to find out!

posted by deborah 03 December | 11:15

Ok, I'm still obsessed with this macarena-ing chimp.

Consequently, I demand to know, fenriq, if you knew in advance that there would be a chimp doing the macarena before you went wherever it was you saw it.

And if so, then I demand to know why, when you knew there would be a macarena-ing chimp before you went, you did not take a camcorder.

You have no idea how dull and empty my life is, and seeing a chimp do the macarena would give me something worth living for.

posted by essexjan 03 December | 11:19

I demand to explain the macarena chimp in greater detail.

I was not aware that the chimp would be shown, we were watching Animal Planet's Funniest Animals (the host is almost as annoying as barbed wire underwear but the clips are funny). Rest assured that, if it had been live, I would have filmed it, no question!

Nope, the closest we came to a live macarena-ing chimp were some silly dogs at the dog park.

essexjan, I will search some more.

posted by fenriq 03 December | 12:13

I demand to know why I have an insatiable craving for cream cheese. And why my stupid body has to be lactose intolerant. It's just cruel.

posted by youngergirl44 03 December | 15:21

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