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30 November 2006

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! [More:]

THE SPRING HINGE ON MY GLASSES BROKE AND NOW THEY DON'T FIT RIGHT AND THEY SLIDE DOWN MY NOSE AND IT'S DRIVING MY CRAAAAAZY!
DRIVING ME CRAZY. ACTUALLY, I RATHER LIKE "DRIVING MY CRAZY". PROCEED.
posted by Specklet 30 November | 12:35
I'M HUNGRY! YEAH, HUNGRY! AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED GOING TO THE DELI AND I'M ANNOYED WITH MYSELF FOR RUNNING LATE THIS MORNING AND NOT HAVING TIME TO PACK MY LUNCH!!

ALSO, I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO TODAY AND AM ALREADY BEHIND. GAH!
posted by gaspode 30 November | 12:35
THE NACHO CHEESE DORITOS I JUST BOUGHT ARE ASTONISHINGLY FREE OF NACHO CHEESE!! QUALITY CONTROL IN THE CHIP BUSINESS IS REALLY SLIPPING!!
posted by jonmc 30 November | 12:37
I LEFT MY GLASSES AT HOME AND I ALREADY HAVE A HEADACHE!

I'M STUCK ON THIS PROJECT AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 November | 12:38
I HAVEN'T TAKEN AMOXICILLIN IN OVER A WEEK AND I'M STILL ALL ITCHY! WHEN WILL IT END???!?
posted by interrobang 30 November | 12:43
TRY OATMEAL BATHS, INTERROBANG!
posted by Specklet 30 November | 12:56
MY HANDS HURT FROM WAAAY TOO MUCH COMPUTER USAGE.

ALSO, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU: WWWRRRRRRRRRRR, BARK, WRRRRRRRRRR, DAMMIT STOP LOOKING AT ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, WWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
posted by TheDonF 30 November | 12:57
SOME BONER DDOS'ED MY SITE (WORK) AND IT'S FUCKED EVERYTHING UP. THANKS SCRIPTKIDDIE SHITLIPS, GOOD LOOKIN' OUT YOU MENTHOLATED HANDJOB.
posted by Divine_Wino 30 November | 12:58
SCRIPTKIDDIE SHITLIPS,

This sounds like a name for a very nerdy mafioso.
posted by jonmc 30 November | 13:01
I THINK I'M GETTING ANOTHER COLD. THE LAST ONE HAS BEEN GONE ONLY A WEEK OR SO. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
posted by deborah 30 November | 13:09
DON, I GET MESSAGES LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!!!

ALSO, WHEN YOU CALL A BUSINESS ON THE PHONE AND MUMBLE ONE WORD WHICH PROMPTS ME TO SAY "PARDON?" AND THEN YOU SAY THE ONE WORD AGAIN ONLY REALLY SNOTTILY, I'M GOING TO THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR BAD PHONE MANNERS!
posted by Specklet 30 November | 13:12
ALSO I AM GOING TO GET A T SHIRT PRINTED ESPECIALLY FOR FREQUENTING MY BUILDING SOCIETY. ON IT WILL SAY "DON'T FUCKING TRY TO SELL ME ANY KIND OF TWATTING LOAN, CREDIT CARD, EXTRA ACCOUNT OR ISA. ALSO, QUIT IT WITH THE FAKE FRIENDLINESS - WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU COULDN'T GIVE A RAT'S ARSE WHAT I'M GOING THIS WEEKEND, HOW I AM TODAY AND WHAT I'M LISTENING TO ON MY IPOD. JUST GIVE ME MY BASTARD MONEY SO I CAN LEAVE."
posted by TheDonF 30 November | 13:20
TODAY I HATE MY JOB, I HATE MY COWORKERS, I HATE THE STUPID COMPANY I WORK FOR AND ALL THEIR PRACTICES.

I'M SITTING HERE TRYING TO COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE FOR THE DAY.
posted by karim satasha 30 November | 13:28
KARIM, CAN YOU BLAME IT ON KIDS? DODGY STOMACH? CAN YOU SIMPLY SAY "LOOK, ALL THIS CAN WAIT, AND I REALLY JUST NEED A LITTLE DOWN TIME"?
posted by Specklet 30 November | 13:33
TheDonF - Nationwide? I AGREE.
posted by altolinguistic 30 November | 13:43
WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS SCREAM "YOU ALL SUUUUCK!!!" AND FLING PAPERS ALL AROUND. I HATE TO SAY ITS A SICK CHILD...THAT COULD BRING THEM BAD KARMA.
SICK ME? I MIGHT TRY SICK ME, THO.
posted by karim satasha 30 November | 13:44
MY LEFT LEG HURTS, AND HAS FOR SEVERAL DAYS. I UP AND JOINED THE YUPPIEST GYM HERE IN TOWN AND NOW FIND THAT BETWEEN WORK, PARENTING AND OTHER DOMESTIC FIXIT-COOKING CHORES, THERE IS SCARCELY TIME TO GO.

PLUS I AM HUNGRY AND LUNCH IS TOO FAR AWAY.
posted by danf 30 November | 13:47
IT'S FREAKING COLD HERE! WTF! I LOOK OUTSIDE, AND IT'S ALL SUNNY AND PRETTY, AND THEN I GO OUT AND IT'S REALLY REALLY COLD! AND WINDY! GAH!
posted by muddgirl 30 November | 13:52
I WANTED TO BE A LION, KING OF THE JUNGLE, WHEN I GREW UP.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND??!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Joe Famous 30 November | 13:52
THE MOUNTAIN GOATS ARE COMING! THE MOUNTAIN GOATS ARE COMING! I AM SO EXCITED!
posted by mayfly wake 30 November | 14:01
I GOT THEIR LATEST ALBUM BUT REALLY CAN'T GET INTO IT AT ALL AND CAN'T SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS ABOUT. I DID GET THE LATEST JOSH RITTER ALBUM TODAY AND ALSO THE BAT FOR LASHES ALBUM AND THEY BOTH SOUND PRETTY GOOD.
posted by TheDonF 30 November | 14:10
THE LATEST ALBUM IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST MOUNTAIN GOATS ALBUM THAT I DISLIKE. YOU SHOULD INVESTIGATE WE SHALL ALL BE HEALED AND TALLAHASSEE. THEY ARE MUCH BETTER. IF NOTHING ELSE DOWNLOAD THE SONG "NO CHILDREN".
posted by mayfly wake 30 November | 14:14
I STILL LIKE THE MID-90s SHRIMPER TAPES FROM THE MOUNTAIN GOATS THE BEST, AND THEY ARE STILL OUT OF PRINT, BUT I HAVE 2 COPIES OF HOT GARDEN STOMP AND THE HOUND CHRONICLES, HA HA HA!
posted by matildaben 30 November | 14:20
ALSO DOWNLOAD THE BEST EVER DEATH METAL BAND IN DENTON BECAUSE IT'S A PRETTY AWESOME MOUNTAIN GOATS SONG, TOO. SUNSET TREE IS THEIR BEST ALBUM THOUGH

HAIL SATAN
posted by cmonkey 30 November | 14:23
I HAVE HAD A HEADACHE FOR 5 DAYS NOW, I THINK IT'S MY NECK AND I HAVE NO MONEY TO GO TO A MASSAGE THERAPIST. IT BETTER BE MY NECK BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A TUMOUR!!!

AND WHY CAN'T THIS CELL LINE DO WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO! JUST F*CKING KNOCKDOWN RAD9 ALREADY!!! YOU'RE RESISTANT TO ALL THE RIGHT DRUGS SO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST EXPRESS THAT FREAKING siRNA!!! MOTHERF*CKING HELL I HATE YOU!
posted by LunaticFringe 30 November | 14:30
MATILDABEN I AM SO JEALOUS!! AT LEAST I GET TO SEE THEM SATURDAY.

YEAH SUNSET TREE IS FANTASTIC TOO

I WOULD ACTUALLY PRETTY MUCH RECOMMEND EVERYTHING EXCEPT GET LONELY...SORRY THEDONF
posted by mayfly wake 30 November | 14:31
SO IT'S LUCKY THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD, THEN. YOU BASTARD ALBUM REVIEWERS GIVING GREAT REVIEWS TO BANDS YOU THINK ARE TRENDY EVEN THOUGH THE ALBUM IS RUBBISH. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR REVIEWS AND CRAM THEM UP YOUR COLLECTIVE SPHINCTER. WELL, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN GOATS ANY MORE. I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND ONE OF THOSE OTHER ALBUMS, BUT ONLY IF IT'S £5 OR LESS.
posted by TheDonF 30 November | 15:12
ALTOLINGUISTIC: NO, THE HALIFAX. ESPECIALLY THE GUY WHO I *ALWAYS* SEEM TO GET. NO MATTER HOW UNINTERESTED, OFF-ISH AND SARCASTIC I GET, HE WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. I EVEN TOLD HIM I WASN'T INTERESTED IN ANY OTHER PRODUCT AND HE *STILL* WOULDN'T ACCEPT THAT AS DAMN CLUE TO SHUT THE HELL UP. AARRGH!
posted by TheDonF 30 November | 15:16
I CANNOT JUST CUT AND PASTE EIGHT PAGES OF COPY WHEN YOU WANT IT REORGANIZED. THERE IS SUCH A THING AS "FLOW," PEOPLE; YOU CAN'T JUST JAM UNRELATED CONCEPTS NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND ASSUME PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND THEM.
posted by occhiblu 30 November | 15:24
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
posted by deborah 30 November | 15:38
MICROSOFT WORD AND OUTLOOK BOTH HAVE SPELL CHECKERS. SO DOES GOOGLE! WHEN YOU ASK ME HOW TO SPELL "BUREAUCRACY" FOR THE 3rd TIME, I USE FREAKING GOOGLE TO FIGURE IT OUT! WHY DON'T YOU???
posted by muddgirl 30 November | 16:06
NOT A TUMOR SOUNDS GOOD! YES!
posted by Specklet 30 November | 16:13
BORED NOW! WANT TO LEAVE! BUT NOT ALLOWED TO! MAKE TURN INTO FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER NOW! HAVE PECULIAR SPEECH PATTERN! SMASH! YAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!
posted by mygothlaundry 30 November | 16:21
I THINK YOU MAY BE CHANNELING THE HULK!
posted by Specklet 30 November | 16:38
OH, AND ALL THE HOUSE STUFF SEEMS TO BE OK NOW!!! WHICH IS REALLY GOOD!!! BUT IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL EVERYTHING IS SIGNED AND WE'VE ACTUALLY MOVED IN SO STILL A BIT STRESSED!!!
posted by altolinguistic 30 November | 17:52
THE COMPANY PRESIDENT CAME IN TODAY, AND I WAS UP AT 4 AM TO GO IN EARLY TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. NOW SHE'S SO PLEASED THAT SHE'S COMING BACK ON TUESDAY TO DO A LIVE COMPANY BROADCAST. SO WE HAVE TO PLAY GAMES AGAIN TO MAKE HER THINK WE ALWAYS LOOK THIS WAY. AAARRGGHH!!!
posted by redvixen 30 November | 18:00
YOU CAN DO IT REDVIXEN!

I NEED A JOB!!
posted by halonine 30 November | 20:08
I'M FUCKING TIRED AND HAVEN'T SLEPT WELL IN FIVE DAYS FROM THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING FAR TOO MUCH AND I GET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OUT OF IT AND STILL HAVE TO GET UP AND HUMP IT TO WORK AND BE PRODUCTIVE.

I WANT TO WAKE UP TOMORROW AT 2 IN THE AFTERNOON IN A SPACIOUS HOTEL ROOM WITH WIDE WINDOWS, WHITE PILLOWS AND THE SOUND OF LAZY SEAGULLS FILLING MY HEAD.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 November | 21:31
IT'S 2.30 AM AND THE BOYFRIEND IS STILL AT WORK. BOO! I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO SNOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO CALL INTO WORK TOMORROW. AND I LOST THE LITTLE SPACE FILLER THING THAT GOES IN MY LAPTOP WHEN THERE'S NO MEMORY CARD IN THERE IS MISSING. GRRRR...
posted by youngergirl44 01 December | 03:34
Getting a Jump on End-of-Year stuff, || Is MeCha Broken?

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