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27 November 2006

I had a dream last night. . . in which I accidentally left a rented porn VHS →[More:]laying around a house where my wife's Wicca-full moon group meets. It was sort of a funny dream, with me trying to figure out where in the house it was, and concocting strategies for retrieving it without being detected.

My fallback position was that it was bi porn. So that made it all more OK. *smile*

post by: danf at: 11:50 | 5 comments

If it was on VHS, it wouldn't be worth watching anyway - all the best bits would have been ruined by previous renters hitting the pause button time after time. Or so I'm led to believe.

posted by TheDonF 27 November | 13:37

I had a dream last night I was hanging out with Paris Hilton. Very odd.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 November | 13:38

Did you ever find the tape?

posted by cmonkey 27 November | 13:41

In my experience, just as you are about to find the tape, you will wake up.

posted by r. mutt 27 November | 13:56

Did you ever find the tape?

No, never did. It was in one of those ugly brown VHS rental cases. My worry was being charged for it.

Plus, well these women, in RL, would be VERY anti-porn, feminist (although one can be a feminist and like porn or so I glean from this site) and it would have been a very "George Costanza" moment to be found out, as well as mortifying for my wife.

I sort of experienced the dream like I was on "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

posted by danf 27 November | 14:13

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