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27 November 2006

Female Plumbing Issues Inside I am bleeding at least lightly several times a month now..[More:]
..and my back constantly aches, and I am tired of the uncomfortable irritation of all this and am waiting to go to the doctor.

I really need time to myself and with my better half and to clean the house.

I'd just like someone to sit with me right now..am painfully lonely
hi.
luckily, i am already sitting.

i don't know if this helps at all but here's something about male plumbing. or men and plumbing.
ha. toilet stickers.

i have to go to the loo but i'll be right back.
*tries to squeeze your hand reassuringly first*
posted by ethylene 27 November | 07:36
awwww you're sweet. I just want to have the damn surgery so this shit is fixed! Fuck this bleeding noise.

I want stickers of big scary dildoes to stick on everything, particularly on the flyposted posters of a particularly irritating Political Party.
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 07:38
Waiting is an irritating game played by billions of people around the world.

i'm sorry you are having a bloody awful day and i hope it bloody well gets resolved.

i suggest you get stickers cheaply made that say "i'm having a bloody awful time" in the image of a spatter to stick up where ever you bloody well like.
if you do, i'd like some.

How long do you have to wait?
posted by ethylene 27 November | 07:44
I remember the many months (years, even) of pain and discomfort I endured before having surgery three years ago. It's horrible, and I wish there was something I could do to ease it for you.
posted by essexjan 27 November | 07:45
by the surgery, are we talking about the big h?

*blinks*
posted by ethylene 27 November | 07:48
surgery is in january.

Not the big H, although i sometimes wish it were because there's no earthly way i would be a good mother!

essexjan, I just want my fucking colleagues in the campaigning work to put a little bit of God damned effort in. That would help, as stress increases crampage. Of course I have to be all smiley and nice and not mention this particular slackitude..
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 07:54
these doritos are pretty yummy though!

and there's an excellent new graffitist in town entitled THE SPANISH ARMADA, putting wonderful quips en espanol in surprising places, yay!
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 07:56
wait, i'm trying to get down all these sticker ideas:
"it's bloody awful"
"stress increases crampage"(or possibly "crappage")
"I am being purposeful silent about your slackitude."

Did you know singalongs are beneficial?
i was actually gonna save that link for my explorations of odeo, but who really cares.

right now, i'm having a problem not singing about duckies

What place has been most surprising?
Like inside the coin return of a pay phone?
posted by ethylene 27 November | 08:04
hm, maybe i will put one there, ethelyne. something like FUCK YOUR MOTHER UP THE ARSE WITH A THREE DAY OLD FETID DONKEY DONG.

The best places so far have been under the lips of various rubbish bins.
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 08:10
Your pay phones must have huge coin returns.

i rather like finding the spot where people who are incline to look up might stare, and instead of writing something like, "I HATE YOU WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?" going for the slightly more obscure "ARE YOU SURE THAT'S YOURS?"

it's been a long time since i've done any significant graffiti, but it is fun to see your own handiwork on the news.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 08:18
hm, it's definitely time for me to scrawl. I have a lovely new permanent marker, too!
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 08:20
(((Grace)))

I hope January comes soon for you.

And although ethylene's cheer-up was for you, it helped me too. Thanks, eth!

Oh, and I want to put an order in for those stickers, Grace.

/me stumbles back to bed
posted by deborah 27 November | 08:26
damn lucky sleeper inner!!!!!! Hugs to you too dear.
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 08:27
Wait, back up.
You're waiting until January to see the doctor or for surgery?
i assumed you were waiting to go to an appointment today.
As much as i'd like to help, i don't think i can chat continually until January.

Also, will you get in trouble being caught scribbling on things?
Maybe you can invest in some of those LED throwies and then flight them on things in the occasional fit of pique.
That seems like a nice, simple physical yet pretty and effecting energy release.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 08:30
stickers:

GET YOUR THUMB OUT YER ASS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A DECISION IF IT CAME UP AND BIT YOU ON THE NIPPLE

GO LICK A TOAD

anyway ethylene i am feeling better, thanks for chatting with me dear!!
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 08:31
flight? i meant fling.

and deb is always being my big supporter.
This is why i suppose she deserves such an unreasonably cute dog.
Good thing those things poop and smell, or else it would seem unfair.

Seriously? You have seen a doctor though, right?
That's horrible. Do they have those stickable heating pads for your back?

You should be in blankies being fed comfort food to keep your energy up. i am feeling indignant on your behalf.

I have to power up and power down various machines but i think i will probably be back in a bit.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 08:37
I had to dig through a bunch of old VHS tapes a few years ago and reorganize them. This entailed watching at least a few minutes of each one. Unfortunately one of these videos was from my mom's hysterectomy. That's something I never want to see again.
posted by sciurus 27 November | 08:37
Don't feel indignant on my behalf, it's my fault that I am pushing myself too hard!! I have 2 meetings tonight and a big scary one tomorrow.

I want to snuggle deb's floofy dog, too. also, again, no need to hang out here if you're busy! I am on IRC as grace btw.
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 08:39
Don't be silly, you can't make me do anything i don't want.
You're too far away and in pain so i can probably beat you in a fight.

Now pardon my seeming absence as i avoid a minor explosion.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 08:44
aaah, just let it explode!!!
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 08:54
Too bad and phooey on you!
If you can make things explode just because you want them to, you are probably in the wrong job.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 09:03
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/in_pictures_caracas___city_of_contrasts/html/1.stm

HOT PINK MUPPY!

(number 7)

He's a Chavista muppy too, yay!
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 09:04
wow
you would think that the color would be enough, but no, it needs a clashing dress.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 09:09
i want a green one.
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 09:15
Mixed update.. || I got noise-cancelling earphones

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