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22 November 2006

This is a THWACK!ing thread. I have a wide variety of paddles available to those bunnies who would like to THWACK!!, but the classic wooden one with the pink and white stripes and the holes in the centre is MINE.
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C.B., I went to all the trouble of going to London and bringing S as you asked me to do, and it WORKED beyond our WILDEST DREAMS, and not only did you NOT say thank you, you EDITED ME OUT OF THE PICTURE/ARTICLE.

And I have to go about and pretend I don't care, because everyone thinks I'm so nice and forswearing of accolades, but NO, I'm NOT! I have a big ego and it wants CHEESEBURGERS!

THWACCCCCCK!!!!! Thwack thwack thwack!

Oh, and Scotland hates you right back. Why don't you stay in London if you hate it here so much! :)

post by: By the Grace of God at: 07:42 | 22 comments

*thwacks C.B. about the head'n'shoulders for Grace*

posted by deborah 22 November | 08:40

Hee, I wanna get my righteous thwack on, but the chesseburger-coveting-ego thing is just making me laugh.

posted by danostuporstar 22 November | 08:56

And not some crappy McDonald's cheeseburger. A juicy steakburger on a weck roll with bleu cheese and heirloom tomatoes with a nice Schehallion, my ego wants.

(this is BAD, I need to put my ego on a diet, but BAAAAAH!)

posted by By the Grace of God 22 November | 09:00

(Just the be clear, I'm not laughing at you, my goddess.)

posted by danostuporstar 22 November | 09:04

that's more like it, well done, loyal minion of my ego!

posted by By the Grace of God 22 November | 09:13

what no bacon?

posted by jonmc 22 November | 09:17

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posted by essexjan 22 November | 09:39

mmm....bacon.

posted by By the Grace of God 22 November | 09:40

Cheeseburger?

posted by sciurus 22 November | 09:45

shut up, sciurus, I miss Cleveland enough as it is. :P

posted by By the Grace of God 22 November | 09:49

You'd miss it less if you still spelled center the right way.

posted by danostuporstar 22 November | 09:52

I'm actually a fan of the Texas Burger myself:

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Medium rare burger topped with cheddar cheese, bacon & a fried egg, plus a little A1. From Paul's.

posted by jonmc 22 November | 09:53

Only one of those is from Cleveland, BtGoG.

Texas Burger Guy

posted by sciurus 22 November | 09:58

I'm a big fan of Mos Burger's chili-laden eponymous offering. Umai, naaa!

Looks like there's a bite taken out of your Texas burger, jonmc. You might want to send it back.

posted by Hugh Janus 22 November | 10:04

Company that turned me down for a job?

THWACK.

Thanks Grace!

posted by halonine 22 November | 11:19

Indeed, halonine! *THWACK* those jerks into next week!

posted by By the Grace of God 22 November | 11:47

i'd like to thwack the bug that bit my butt
but i can't find it so sound thwackings all about.
it's THWACKSGIVING.

posted by ethylene 22 November | 12:16

also, i think i have a mouse that i thought ran away in the summer but i can't bring myself to twhack it.
a whack and a thwack and the land that we stand on is ours

posted by ethylene 22 November | 12:38

By all that is holy, I must have a cheeseburger for lunch today.

posted by deborah 22 November | 13:08

*picks up a paddle, grins wickedly*

Okay, who's been a naughty boy, then?

posted by elizard 22 November | 14:40

Um, I have...

posted by mudpuppie 22 November | 15:12

P.S., I would put on some Barry White and set the speakers face-down on the lawn, but we all knows what happens when you do that.

posted by mudpuppie 22 November | 15:13

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