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"Peter" is a very apt name for that wig. They should have others named "Dick", "Willy" and "John Thomas", as that is surely what their wearers will look like.
The New York one is approaching a mullet; a quick trim here and would soon sort the issue out. I do have a mullet wig at home for use at Eurovision song contest fancy dress parties.
I think that this page would be a blessing for young men who had to do chemo. People are really crazy about their hair - often when I propose cutting a chunk of someone's living brain tissue out, most of the conversation revolves around what the effect will be on their hair.