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09 November 2006
"Get Early Access to Celine Dion!" Spam or Ticketmaster come-on?
I was working in a restaurant at the time that Titanic was out at the cinema and I remember overhearing a conversation at a table where one guy, on hearing the film was over 2.5 hours long, remarked that it was probably worth it just to hear My Heart Will Go On at the end. I felt like dropping the stack of plates I was carrying, picking up a spray bottle of cleaning fluid and cleaning out every facial orifice he had.
Early access? How early? Like, time machine early? Early enough to deliver a crushing blow to her nose or larynx and prevent the pain she's been inflicting for nearly two generations?