What's your favorite type of halloween candy? Also, do dinosaurs have balls?

Are these two questions connected? Because Dinosaur Balls would be a great name for a candy. I'm thinking something like Gobstoppers.

Dinosaurs do not have balls because they are all dead ;-(

Hi SassHat (and Bunnies). I'm mostly fine, but I've been very very busy.

In fact, I'm actually a little overwhelmed. Stuff's getting taken care of and getting done, but there's just so much of it (and there are so many different kinds, too) so I haven't been around for the last little while.

Very tired. Long day. It will probably rain and allow/force me to stay home tomorrow, but since I am not sure I must go to bed in about half an hour. I fucking hate getting up at five a.m. Especially since I haven't done it in months and months. Meh. Someone remind me to download Boston Legal later.

Did you know that in the UK porpoises are owned by the Crown? Just like swans?

Hiya Sasshat. I think cmonkey's likely right about the dino-balls. Too bad, because I am almost certain that some of them had balls at some point. Of course, I'm no scientist. Perhaps gaspode or one of the other more science-y mechazens can help.

As for halloween candy, I was always partial to the tiny little versions of proper chocolate bars. See, these days, those things are around all year, but back in my day (you know, like the mid-seventies) they were few and far between. I also got to experience them vicariously through my 10-years-younger brother, so that was fun.

MAN how big those balls must have been

The blue whale's penis is the size of a Volkswagon. I can only imagine the balls on a t-rex...

(Oddly, this is the second time the blue whale/Volkswagon, excuse the expression, "thing" has worked in a thread... whodda thunkit?)

And all halloween candy's swell with me, s'long as it doesn't have nuts (no pun intended). Peanut butter cups and Mounds bars are probly my favorites.

(HI SASSHAT! Trick or treat? : )

I was always partial to the tiny little versions of proper chocolate bars.

Some of them like Mr. Goodbar and Krackel you almost never see full-size. Odd that.

"The blue whale's penis is the size of a Volkswagon. ..."

It's about 11 feet long, actually, and it does a helluva bad job, by some accounts. Seriously, 400 gallons of spunk for every ejaculation, out of which exactly 1 microscopic gamete is the lucky soldier.

Okay, you know, that's just knowing a wee bit too much, paulsc. :)

hehe I got in an argument with a friend as to whether they had balls or not (sorry for the use of present tense, cmonkey, I just have a hard time being sure there aren't a couple of them Jurassic Park mofos hiding somewhere).

My favorite candy for halloween was always little Coffee Crisps, because they were cute little tiny ones that you only saw at halloween (yay richat! I'm younger but in the eighties I don't recall being presented with mini candy bars any other time). Then I moved to the States and I was really jonesing because I couldn't even get the regular kind, let alone the cute tinies.

Weretable, don't forget to download Boston Legal later.

Jonmc, good call on the Krackel, I've only ever seen a full size one once, and that was for some hockey fundraising racket where they make the kids shill candy to play...

Pips, I say why not both trick and treat? I like mounds too, but almond joy is better.

Paul, while I concur with my BFF via that you think a bit too much about the whale cock, I must admit that is an impressive amount of spunk. Lady whales don't swallow for that very reason.

Hi, SassHat. I've missed you. I'm doing well, myself, but am stuck in dial-up land so haven't been around. Hopefully the place I'm going to next week will actually have high-speed internet of some sort. I miss the bunnies, too.

Have fun tonight!

Did you know that in the UK porpoises are owned by the Crown? Just like swans?

Yep.

But I'm extra-avuncular, being Canadian and all that.