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23 October 2006

How many petals are on your average rose? →[More:]One less than that number is apparently this company's definition of abstention.

post by: me3dia at: 15:56 | 10 comments

Bare stem? i already know i will owe my future husband a sweater or something.

posted by ethylene 23 October | 16:00

nothing says abstinence like a 49 cent pen
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except a ten cent toy for just under a dollar.

posted by ethylene 23 October | 16:03

She loves me... she loves me not...she loves me... she loves me not...she loves me... she loves me not...she loves me... she loves me not...she loves me... she loves me not...she loves me... she loves me not...she loves me... she loves me not...she loves me... she loves me not... she loves me!

Whew! removing all those petals can sure leave a guy feeling spent.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 October | 16:11

Some fibonacci number or other.

posted by Miko 23 October | 16:12

As skeezed and beligerant as that site makes me, I get a chuckle out of the nav bar that lists STDs as a HOT NEW ITEM!

posted by me3dia 23 October | 16:13

i say you'd have to get to a good twenty or thirty good plucks just before you really have that virginity knocked out of there.

posted by ethylene 23 October | 16:15

And here I thought all it took was a horseback ride or a particularly intense yoga session.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 October | 16:20

ewwww! I want to puke! These people are criminals. Or aliens.

posted by carmina 23 October | 16:27

Mine's not a rose. It's a bird of paradise.

posted by mudpuppie 23 October | 17:57

I found Domo-kun much more persuasive.

posted by pieisexactlythree 23 October | 18:18

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