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17 October 2006

You know those robot vacuum cleaners ...? →[More:]Well, I never really wanted one ... until NOW!

post by: essexjan at: 13:26 | 16 comments

wake me when it can fetch me a beer.

posted by jonmc 17 October | 13:27

I wanted to get the Breast Cancer Awareness one, because it was pink. Sadly, discontinued.

posted by Hermitosis 17 October | 13:33

"the ultimate multi-tasking machine"

obviously designed by a man
/ducks and runs

posted by TheDonF 17 October | 14:28

If it were designed by a man, it would have a rounder ass.

posted by eatitlive 17 October | 14:30

and tits.

posted by jonmc 17 October | 14:33

Yay! Let's have another objectification thread! Awesome!

posted by dersins 17 October | 14:58

I objectify to that accusation!

posted by eatitlive 17 October | 15:14

/ducks and runs
posted by TheDonF 17 October | 14:28
Stay the course, Don.

posted by pieisexactlythree 17 October | 15:20

So, wait... Y'all are saying that what a man wants looks like a double amputee hairy monkey with a round ass and tits who never stops cleaning the floor?

whoah... You guys are teh freaky.

posted by taz 17 October | 15:33

Y'all are saying that what a man wants looks like a double amputee hairy monkey with a round ass and tits who never stops cleaning the floor

Yeah, pretty much, although the double amputee bit would obviously cause an issue in that they wouldn't be able to cook or do the washing up. Or bring wine and salted snacks.

posted by TheDonF 17 October | 15:53

See, that's why I was confused.

posted by taz 17 October | 15:55

You guys are teh freaky.

soopah-freaky....

Or bring wine and salted snacks.

wine? we are men. we drink beer! wine is only permissible if it is of the bumwine genus snd consumed on a sidewalk with longtime buddies, preferably ones one has served timne with. Do you need to review your handbook?

posted by jonmc 17 October | 15:58

20/20 - sweet merciful Jeebus I a couple of bad nights on that when I was younger.

I gave my handbook away to someone who wanted "a loan of 20p fae breakfast". I figured that, after what smelt like a couple of months drinking Special Brew (aka "breakfast"), he could do with broadening his horizons.

posted by TheDonF 17 October | 16:33

wine? we are men. we drink beer!

What, you can't handle the alcohol content? Gotta stick in that 3.5 - 6% range?

posted by dersins 17 October | 16:42

Oh snap! dersins ftw!

posted by pieisexactlythree 17 October | 17:50

Yep. And what does that say about people who drink vodka? Are they ultra-tough, or just pickled?

posted by Zack_Replica 17 October | 18:04

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