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It's hardly teleportation. Also, anyone who says, "Our method allows teleportation to be taken over longer distances because it involves light as the carrier of entanglement," scares the quanum HELL out of me.
I wonder how the soulless automatons are going to mock those of us who refuse this technology and keep our souls intact?
"Hey Grandpa! Ooooo, this holographic cameraphone gonna take your soul, too? OooOOoo. Click! Click! I steal your soul! Haha. Now I'm taking it to Cleveland." [BEAM]
[RING] [RING]
"Hello?"
"Hey Gramps! Now I've got your soul in Cleveland. Why don't you come get it back? Oh, that's right, because you'd have to walk. Sux0rs 4 j00*!"
*(In the future, all language will take the form of 31337 speak. In the previous exchange the speaker is mocking you by using archaic language.)
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